General Inquiries & Comments

General Inquiries & Comments

This form is 100% compliant with HIPPA (Hitman Information Privacy & Protection Act of 1964). You are free to use this form for any of the following mentioned departments. Please note, if you do choose an incorrect selection, your information will automatically be forwarded to our Automotive Extended Warranty Division(s). MEDIA INQUIRIES WELCOMED.
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This general purpose webform is in compliance with §47.2(a) of HIPPA's DATA SECURITY requirements.

IF YOU ARE seeking a SERVICE REQUEST or wish to consult with a FIELD OPERATIVE, you will first need to submit brief details of your inquiry for our review and a FIELD OPERATIVE in your region will contact you at the email address to obtain further details and to schedule your FREE CONSULTATION. ADDITIONAL verification documents may be requested during the process.
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SERVICE REQUEST - Additional Information will be required per HIPPA (Hitman Information Privacy & Protection Act of 1964).FREE CONSULTATION -- Tell us why you need a Free Consultation. Don’t trip, we don’t judge.GENERAL INQUIRIES -- Keep it simple, and no Cat stories.EMPLOYMENT INQUIRIES -- Feeling lucky and looking for a career change? Convince Guido that you're the perfect candidate and our Onboarding Team will reach out to you. You could be the next Agent 48!MERCHANDISE INQUIRES -- Yes, our MERCH is LEGIT and can be purchased via PRINTIFY or the occasional Pop-Up hosted on this site. Want to see something new in our store, let us know.MEDIA INQUIRIES -- This section is valid for members of the news media, podcasters, television & film, and print media professionals. Geraldo Rivera, you seeing this?LEGAL INQUIRIES -- If you have questions about something you saw on our website or from a client experience, feel free to inquire via this form. Our Legal Team likes to answer these when they're not busy on the golf course, so go ahead, fire away - figuratively speaking of course.BOB from ACCOUNTING -- What can we say, he's our best Accountant and his maths are nearly 72% accurate, 93% of the time. No financial advice provided.AUTO EXTENDED WARRANTY DIVISION -- If you select this option, your data will be forwarded to our Automotive Extended Warranty Division who will call you every single day.TRUMP UNIVERSITY REFUNDS -- We're just kidding. If you gave Trump U your money, consider this a hard lesson learned. Thanks for the lolz.SERVICE REQUEST CANCELATIONS -- Option available for New Ganada residents only.$UPPORT the SITE -- Administrative costs are through the roof, so support is graciously needed to keep this entire operation up and running. Coffee is really expensive here!Other
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Failure to provide requested information could possibly result in service delays, so be as thorough as you can for prompt service.
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SERVICE REQUESTS & FREE CONSULTATIONS - Be sure to include any pertinent information (who/what/when/why/where/social media, etc) about your specific issue so that our expert problem resolution specialist can match you up with a Field Operative in your area.
Be as specific as you can. The more thorough the information, the faster your request can be verified and escalated appropriately. HIPPA requirements may apply.
GENERAL INQUIRIES - Our team of highly caffienated Field Operatives is dedicated to promptly addressing every email we receive. If your message is of utmost importance and you wish to ensure Guido sees it, simply hit the SUPPORT button to initiate another round of brewing. (Today's brew: Death Wish Medium Roast)
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MEDIA INQUIRIES - If you're in the business, you know the drill. Leave your deets and we'll get back to you.
We review all requests on a case by case basis, however in full transparency, Guido does give way better interviews after a few cups of coffee. Trust me!
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General Inquiries & Comments

The following information is required per HIPPA requirements.

HIPPA Privacy Requires a Valid Email Address