It was a, adjective day at the ONE® office. Lunchtime rolls around and you take a gander at that sad brown paper bag. If I could have anything in the world on command it would be insert interesting lunch , ahhhh now your mouth is watering. Lunch is over it's back to verb condoms. It's a typical day at a condom company because you're in the ONE® department department. Think fast, you've just had to answer the ONE® hotline! The noun on the other end is calling to ask about their car's extended warranty. "I'm sorry friend, but I'm afraid we don't sell extended warranties, we sell condom euphemism.