Thanksgiving
  • Christmas Desserts

    Let Sinister Bakers put an exclamation point on your Christmas with a Devilishly Delicious Coffin or our limited Peppermint, Dark, Devious, Mysterious Brownie!
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  • Coffins, Cakes, and Bars

    Did you know, in the 1700's, pie crusts and shells were commonly referred to as "coffins". We lay any of our evil fillings into a "Coffin" bed and either leave the casket open or close it with more dough. Devour the limited time dark and delicious Peppermint Brownie. Don't forget dessert (or we might torture you in our dungeon)
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      Closed Apple Coffin. Our own special formula of warm fall spices creates the perfect fruit dessert to die for. We use a combination of maceration and heat to generate the perfect apple texture and gently pile this concoction into our flaky coffin bed and close the coffin with another layer of crust and sprinkle the top of the coffin with dark, turbinado sugar.
      Closed Apple Coffin

      Our own special formula of warm fall spices creates the perfect fruit dessert to die for.  We use a combination of maceration and heat to generate the perfect  apple texture and gently pile this concoction into our flaky coffin bed and close the coffin with another layer of crust and sprinkle the top of the coffin with dark, turbinado sugar.

      $27.00$27.00
        
      Fiendishly Fabulous Bourbon Pecan Open Coffin. A nefarious combination of alcohol and nuts creates the perfect ending to a Thanksgiving meal. The thick potion is poured into our open coffin and baked to gooey perfection.
      Fiendishly Fabulous Bourbon Pecan Open Coffin

      A nefarious combination of alcohol and nuts creates the perfect ending to a Thanksgiving meal.  The thick potion is poured into our open coffin and baked to gooey perfection.  

      $27.00$27.00
        
      Peculiarly Palatable Pumpkin Open Coffin. Peculiarly palatable pumpkin filling, gently laid to rest upon a flaky crust and baked to perfection. Our concoction won't raise the dead, but we believe you will immensely enjoy this. Take the time to make real whipped cream. You won't regret it.
      Peculiarly Palatable Pumpkin Open Coffin

      Peculiarly palatable pumpkin filling, gently laid to rest upon a flaky crust and baked to perfection.  Our concoction won't raise the dead, but we believe you will immensely enjoy this.  Take the time to make real whipped cream.  You won't regret it.

      $27.00$27.00
        
      Blood Red Cherry Coffin. Phenomenal Cherry taste - not too tart, not too sweet, dripped into our flaky coffin bottom and finished with a lattice top. Just try not too hard to think about the blood.
      Blood Red Cherry Coffin

      Phenomenal Cherry taste - not too tart, not too sweet, dripped into our flaky coffin bottom and finished with a lattice top. Just try not too hard to think about the blood.   

      $27.00$27.00
        
      Lock and Key Lime Coffin. The balance between tart and sweet is so good you would agree to be tortured under lock and key for a sliver of this coffin. This is the favorite coffin of my gorgeous and beautiful assistant. Although, I am no longer allowed to bring any of my creations up from the dungeon laboratory into the living areas of the castle because soon neither of us will fit through the secret passages anymore.
      Lock and Key Lime Coffin

      The balance between tart and sweet is so good you would agree to be tortured under lock and key for a sliver of this coffin.  This is the favorite coffin of my gorgeous and beautiful assistant.  Although, I am no longer allowed to bring any of my creations up from the dungeon laboratory into the living areas of the castle because soon neither of us will fit through the secret passages anymore.

      $27.00$27.00
        
      Dark & Mysterious Peppermint Brownie. A soft, chewy brownie, loaded with semi-sweet chocolate chips, peppermint flavor, and topped with peppermint candy cane pieces.
      Dark & Mysterious Peppermint Brownie

      A soft, chewy brownie, loaded with semi-sweet chocolate chips, peppermint flavor, and topped with peppermint candy cane pieces.

      $25.00$25.00
        
      For Laboratory Use Only. You Really don't want to click this. (Insert evil laugh)
      $17.00$17.00
        
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      Our Coffins and Bars are prepared in a kitchen that also uses nuts.  We make every effort to maintain a seperation of products, however we cannot gauruntee complete isolation or cross contamination. 

       

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