Thanksgiving

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Closed Apple CoffinOur own special formula of warm fall spices creates the perfect fruit dessert to die for. We use a combination of maceration and heat to generate the perfect apple texture and gently pile this concoction into our flaky coffin bed and close the coffin with another layer of crust and sprinkle the top of the coffin with dark, turbinado sugar.

$27.00 Quantity

Fiendishly Fabulous Bourbon Pecan Open Coffin Product Image

Fiendishly Fabulous Bourbon Pecan Open CoffinA nefarious combination of alcohol and nuts creates the perfect ending to a Thanksgiving meal. The thick potion is poured into our open coffin and baked to gooey perfection.

$27.00 Quantity

Peculiarly Palatable Pumpkin Open Coffin Product Image

Peculiarly Palatable Pumpkin Open CoffinPeculiarly palatable pumpkin filling, gently laid to rest upon a flaky crust and baked to perfection. Our concoction won't raise the dead, but we believe you will immensely enjoy this. Take the time to make real whipped cream. You won't regret it.

$27.00 Quantity

Blood Red Cherry CoffinPhenomenal Cherry taste - not too tart, not too sweet, dripped into our flaky coffin bottom and finished with a lattice top. Just try not too hard to think about the blood.

$27.00 Quantity

Lock and Key Lime CoffinThe balance between tart and sweet is so good you would agree to be tortured under lock and key for a sliver of this coffin. This is the favorite coffin of my gorgeous and beautiful assistant. Although, I am no longer allowed to bring any of my creations up from the dungeon laboratory into the living areas of the castle because soon neither of us will fit through the secret passages anymore.

$27.00 Quantity

Dark & Mysterious Peppermint Brownie Product Image

Dark & Mysterious Peppermint BrownieA soft, chewy brownie, loaded with semi-sweet chocolate chips, peppermint flavor, and topped with peppermint candy cane pieces.

$25.00 Quantity

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$17.00 Other Coffins

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Our Coffins and Bars are prepared in a kitchen that also uses nuts. We make every effort to maintain a seperation of products, however we cannot gauruntee complete isolation or cross contamination.

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