Apply to Date: @the.storme

Apply to Date: @the.storme

Please note, this application will be reviewed by the Pussy Palace Associates and successful applicants will be contacted accordingly.
Storme

If you like piña coladas... and getting caught in the rain...

Our friend Storme is starting to date seriously, and after much convincing she has finally let us make an application form for vetting potential candidates.

One of the many things we love about Storme is that she is incredibly caring. Her playful & witty character leaves us in stitches, and her spontaneous nature makes her super fun to spend time with. She sticks up for what she believes in and is always brave in protecting friends.

Stormes are like Onions; they have layers. There's more than meets the eye (and we know there's a lot meeting the eye 😉 ). You'll come to know over time that she is fiercly loyal. She protects and honours her friendships with honesty, direct communication and most-of-all - fun. She is committed to and invests in her personal growth. She is open-minded, non-judgemental and believes in elevating other women and rejecting the patriarchy.

She's a creative, with an interest in photography/film, costumes/cosplay and a brilliant imagination making reading her happy place.

Her other hobbies include travel, hiking, boxing, anime & she's even studying Japanese. She's ready to get litty.

Best of luck with your application.

- The Pussy Palace Associates
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Name*

First NameLast Name
Preferred Pronouns*
"sexy bitches, bros & non-binary hoes" - Sk8 the Infinity
Years on earth (Age)*
Distance from floor (Height)*
Instagram handle (or Linkedin)*
Please ensure you change this to public or accept a follow request from @milliemaees @sarahcodling
Add your fave picture of yourself*

Photos with snapchat filters, freshly caught fish, dead/sedated animals, or 'where's wally photos' (group pics...) won't be considered. Any dick pics will be minted as NFT's.
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Whats your favourite anime?*
Describe yourself using only song lyrics
Please describe the major skills you will contribute to this role
*Your role as Storme's date
What were the reasons pertaining your previous role ending? (Provide references/testimonials if possible)
*Yeah.. we're asking about your ex
Marvel or DC (and why)
Fancy sending Storme a compliment? (we'll pass it on)
Best Dad joke. Go.
Why do you want to apply for a date with Storme?
We've mentioned Storme thinks the patriarchy is pretty shit, so let's give you a scenario. You're at a family dinner and your sister pulls you aside to share something vulnerable with you. She has been working as a stripper for the last 12 months and doesn't know how to tell your parents. What's your response?
Best pun using the word pineapple. Go.
Whats your sun, moon and rising?
If you don't know what this means, please respond with your birth details (time of birth, location & full birthday)
If you were an animal, what would you be?
If the animal you answered above doesn't exist, what would you be?
What are you planning for your first date with Storme?
Any last words?
If you are successful through the first phase, your details will be given directly to Storme. If chosen for a date, you will receive an in-person interview (date) with Storme. Who knows - you could be eligible for a 90 day trial!

May the odds be ever in your favour, young grasshopper.

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