The Great EPCOR Bake-Off

The Great EPCOR Bake-Off
Play along with Hoot-E’s MadLib to hear about his journey into the culinary world! By participating, you’ll be entered into our week two prize drawing for a Ninja CREAMi Ice Cream Maker*.

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Adjective
Plural baked goods
Payments-related term
Color
funny slogan or silly saying
Kitchen tool
Payments term
Adjective
Physical payment-related object
Ingredient
Adjective
Kitchen appliance
Verb ending in -ed
Noun
Plural food item
Number
Baked good
Physical payment-related object
Negative adjective
Noun
Payments acronym
Adjective ending in -est

Welcome to the first-ever adjective season of The Great EPCOR Bake-Off, where the stakes are high, the ovens are hotter and the flour is flying! This week’s theme: plural baked goods with a payment-related term twist.

Hoot-E flutters confidently into the competition arena, wearing his signature color apron that reads "funny slogan or silly saying." He winks at the camera and grabs his kitchen tool ready to prove that no one knows baking (or payments term) better than him.

The timer starts, and chaos erupts.

Hoot-E decides to bake a adjective cake shaped like a physical payment-related object, filled with layers of ingredient and topped with a adjective glaze. Things go downhill fast.

First, his batter explodes out of the kitchen appliance. Then he accidentally verb ending in -ed salt instead of sugar. “At least it’s well-documented!” he hoots.

Meanwhile, a competitor’s rolling pin flies across the tent and knocks over Hoot-E’s noun sending it crashing into a pile of plural food item.

With number seconds left on the clock, Hoot-E frantically assembles what he calls “deconstructed baked good chaos.” He presents it to the judges on a platter shaped like a physical payment-related object.

The judges stare. One takes a bite and mutters, “This is so negative adjective."

Another nods and says, “It’s... bold. Like trying to process an extended return without a signed WSUD.”

In the end, Hoot-E doesn’t win Star Baker—but he does get a special award for noun under pressure and most creative use of payments acronym in a dessert. He dedicated the award to the EPCOR members, whom he loves so much.

Moral of the story: Even when your meringue flops and your ganache is gritty, EPCOR still thinks our members are the adjective ending in -est ingredient of all.
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