The Great EPCOR Bake-Off - Mad Lib Logo
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  • The Great EPCOR Bake-Off

  • Play along with Hoot-E’s MadLib to hear about his journey into the culinary world! By participating, you’ll be entered into our week two prize drawing for a Ninja CREAMi Ice Cream Maker*.

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  • Welcome to the first-ever season of The Great EPCOR Bake-Off, where the stakes are high, the ovens are hotter and the flour is flying! This week’s theme: with a twist.

    Hoot-E flutters confidently into the competition arena, wearing his signature apron that reads "." He winks at the camera and grabs his  ready to prove that no one knows baking (or ) better than him.

    The timer starts, and chaos erupts.

    Hoot-E decides to bake a cake shaped like a , filled with layers of and topped with a  glaze. Things go downhill fast.

    First, his batter explodes out of the . Then he accidentally salt instead of sugar. “At least it’s well-documented!” he hoots.

    Meanwhile, a competitor’s rolling pin flies across the tent and knocks over Hoot-E’s sending it crashing into a pile of .

    With seconds left on the clock, Hoot-E frantically assembles what he calls “deconstructed chaos.” He presents it to the judges on a platter shaped like a .

    The judges stare. One takes a bite and mutters, “This is so ."

    Another nods and says, “It’s... bold. Like trying to process an extended return without a signed WSUD.”

    In the end, Hoot-E doesn’t win Star Baker—but he does get a special award for under pressure and most creative use of  in a dessert. He dedicated the award to the EPCOR members, whom he loves so much.

    Moral of the story: Even when your meringue flops and your ganache is gritty, EPCOR still thinks our members are the ingredient of all.

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