HoneyBee Application Form
Welcome, Applicant! Thank you for choosing to be a part of the HoneyBee (TM) family, a part of the famous Zaibatsu family of companies (TM). We're delighted that you made the decision to work for us, but first, we'd like to know a few things about you!
Name
Please provide the first and last name of the applicant and their sponsor. (Please enter the name of your waifu, in addition to your Discord name. This will be how we contact the winner. DO NOT enter your real name.)
Identification
We want to know who we're working with! Please provide a sample of your waifu below. It can be a picture, a description, a poem about who they are, anything! (Note: illegal and illicit materials will NOT be allowed. Any applicant, or their sponsor, who violates this rule will be removed from the contest and blacklisted. Serriously, don't do it.)
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Which position are you interested in? (Select up to 2.)
Server
Cook
Dishwasher
Cleaning Crew
Other
NOW FOR THE FUN PART! (TM)
We don't accept just anyone here at the HoneyBee family of restaurants; we want people who can be trusted to work hard, not ask questions, and give their all to being a part of the bigger picture. To that end, we require a short personality and competence test for all applicants. Not to worry, though! At the end of the day, what matters most is who you are as a person! There are no right or wrong answers*, so simply do your best!*Our legal team requires us to inform you that there are, in fact, wrong answers. These include, but are not limited to, excessive profanity, threats of violence against yourself or others, anti-establishment attitudes, admissions or insinuations of criminal conduct, and stick-in-the-mud types of responses. We will sue you, and we will win, so be good, okay?
Fun Part (TM) 1: What inspired you to want to work for us? Tell us your story!
Fun Part (TM) 2: A coworker tells you that a customer "went too far", and that they are considering taking legal action against HoneyBee/Zaibastsu Corp. What is the proper thing to do?
Tell them to "keep their chin up," and keep working hard for the benefit of the company.
Tell them that them doing that is "not cool," and that you'll be forced to contact HR.
Tell them you completely agree, but secretly tell your supervisor as soon as possible.
Help them pursue legal action (NOT-THIS-ONE)
Fun Part (TM) 3: A customer refuses to pay their bill! Please tell us how you would resolve the situation (to the benefit of HoneyBee/Zaibatsu Corp).
Fun Part (TM) 4: If, theoretically, you were to discover an illicit enterprise in the basement of your place of work, what would you, again theoretically, do?
Say nothing to anyone, and continue working as you ussually do.
Forget what you saw, and never visit the basement again.
Inform your supervisor, and follow all instructions they give (for theoretical example: "forget what you saw").
Utilize the nearest Zaibatsu Corp's patented "Mem-B-Gone" hammer as soon as possible.
Fun Part (TM) 5: Competence Test Part 1: 1+1=?
2
2! (But with more enthusiasm!)
3 (You have a future as an accountant!)
1 (But twice!)
Other
Fun Part (TM) 6: Competence Test Part 2: If you have a 226.796 g (1/2 lb) "Yum-Yum Bum-Bum Burger" on a standard 40.64 cm (16 in) plate made of average industry-density ceramic- *Ha-ha!* You thought you needed to know math for this? Don't be silly! Just put "I love HoneyBee" in the box below to prove you can read.
Fun Part (TM) 7: Would you die for this company?
Yes.
Attestation
By signing (NOT YOUR ACTUAL SIGNATURE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST PUT A SCRIBBLE OR SOMETHING) below, I, "Applicant", agree that I answered the preceding questions truthfully and honestly, to the best of my ability. Further, I, "Applicant", agree to all of the conditions laid out in Appendix 47c Version 2*.
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