Hugh Morris Beverage Co.

Beer, Wine, and Liquor

Beer

Domestic

24 - twelve ounce cans

$14

Brand	Quantity	Price
Milwaukee's Ice Beast		$14.00
Pabst Blue F'N Ribbon		$17.00
Kers Lite		$20.00
Miller Genuine Draft Light Ice Coffee		$22.00
Butt Wiper Sponge Bath		$22.00
Stroze Hot Brewed Stubby		$21.00

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Craft

6 Packs unless noted

$11

Brand	Quantity	Price
Half Brown- Hersey Hiway		$11.00
OOps! Brewing - Guess I Fucked Up		$7.00
Man Bun Colab.- Pizza Wash		$10.00
Not Qualified - Serve Colder		$8.00

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Import

6 Packs unless noted

$10

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Wine

Fine Wine

Large selection of Fine Wine. 750ml unless noted.

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Flavored Fortified Wine

Large selection of Fine Wine

Flavor	Quantity	Price
MD 20/20 Dingleberry		$5.00
Thunderbird Kimchi		$9.00
Night Train Barrel Aged Pickle		$11.00
Thunderbird French Onion		$6.00
Night Train Chain Wax		$4.00
MD 20/20 Ferrel Pig		$8.00

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Liquor

Vodka

Premium Vodka for your enjoyment. 750ml unless noted

Flavor	Quantity	Price
Lorena Bobbitts Chopakawkov (Vodka Flavored)		$4.00
Smirnoff feta cheese		$5.00
Absolut Seaweed		$23.00
Popov stewed gopher		$3.00
Tito's Foot pressed		$18.00
Low Ball (1.75L)		$9.00

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Whisky

All kinds a whisky. 750ml unless noted

Flavor	Quantity	Price
Jackie McDaniels		$9.00
Low Ball (1.75L)		$9.00
Beeming Jimmy		$6.00
Mark Maker		$11.00
Wild Turkey Gizzard		$16.00
Burning Testicle Hot Cinnamon		$8.00
Seegrums 7 tenths		$9.00
Screw-Ups Peanutbutter Asparagus		$7.00

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