Tell me how tired you are, and I'll tell you which Bible character you're most like.

1

I have trouble falling or staying asleep because...

I get woken up by a baby or toddler.

I feel sick or ill.

I'm restless or afraid and can't sleep.

I can't turn my mind off and I just cycle through my to-do list.

2

Which sleeping Biblical figure do you identify with most?

The Disciples, asleep in the Garden of Gethsemane

Joseph, being visited by the angel in his dream

Saul, unable to sleep out of fear

Adam, having Eve formed from his rib during his sleep

3

Which Bible verse sounds most like the kind of rest you want?

"Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest." - Matthew 11:28

"In peace I will both lie down and sleep, For You alone, O LORD, make me to dwell in safety." - Psalm 4:8

"...he makes me lie down in green pastures. He leads me beside still waters; he restores my soul." - Psalm 23:2-3

"He will not let your foot be moved, he who keeps you will not slumber." - Psalm 121:3

4

I'm so tired that...

I hear the story of the raising of Lazarus and get jealous of his long, uninterrupted nap.

I have been close to falling asleep during Mass before.

I feel like I could fall asleep with Jesus in the storm at sea.

I can say with Job, the hours drag on.

5

My exhaustion is mostly

Physical

Mental

Emotional

Spiritual

6

Tell me you're tired without telling me you're tired.

I poured coffee into my cereal.

My sleep watch didn't even register my sleep last night.

I want to cry or yell, but that would take too much energy.

I don't have any answer for "What do you like to do in your spare time?"

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Calculation

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