Green Vista Group Application for Employment

Application for Employment

And non-devourment waiver
Name*
Have you ever promised your soul to anyone, human or otherwise, in a legally binding contract?*

YesNoOther
Are you in the position to reclaim your soul fully or in part?

YesNo
Please detail your prior work experience*
Would you like to participate in our new Willing Vessel Program?*

YesYes
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sǝʎə’ɥʇʎN ɾl’Ǝ
That's great, {name}!
Education Information*
Were you Recommended by a current Green Vista Group Employee?

YesNo
Employee Name
Hmmm....
Wonderful, please give Jerry our regards!
Excellent! We love {employeeName}!
Are you sure?

No?No, please accept my apology and spare my earthly form.
We will consider it.
Self-Evaluation
Customer Service Skills*

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5

1 is Worst, 5 is Best
Comfort Level with Being Buried Alive

1

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5

1 is Worst, 5 is Best
Experience with working with MS Office products*

1

2

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4

5

1 is Worst, 5 is Best
Fragility of Skeletal Frame*

1

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4

5

1 is Worst, 5 is Best
Ability to Work as Part Of a Team*

1

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5

1 is Worst, 5 is Best
Vulnerability to Impalement*

1

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5

1 is Worst, 5 is Best
Sign and Submit

Initial if you agree
I initial* , have filled out this application accurately and honestly.
I waive my rights to non-devourmentI would prefer to not be devoured
HR will do their best to accommodate your request
Excellent.
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Application for Employment