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    Feeling a bit of nostalgia? Use this form to pre-book time in advance if we have met in person before and you wish to reconnect quickly.
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  • ⚠️In a rush?
    If you just CAN'T wait and need relief NOW then CLICK HERE for a shorter version of this form for EXPRESS EmergenSEE Service.

    The EXPRESS EmergenSEE Service option is first come first serve and only available on a LIMITED BASIS.

  • You can also scroll down⬇️ and go str8 to questions and email ryceanalysis@protonmail.com with your answers if you're excited and want to speed it up but want to book ahead of time.


    Rates are now 1200/90min PrimeTime Touring Pricing 12PM-3PM EST (since we met)is 1400/2hrs

    Hometown Special: South Carolina 50% off of the PrimeTime Price

    Off Peak Touring Rates: $600 per hour 4PM-11AM EST

    Rates may be a bit more steep since we last met but scroll down you'll see why.

  • BEFORE You Start:

    This form is ONLY for gentlemen I've already seen in person before, but for whatever reason lost contact with (and you want to plan time in advance).

    If we already talk/text on a regular basis,(or you have already completed a valid survey) just send a direct message instead.

  • Welcome Back Special only: $1,200-90 minutes ($1,400 2hrs You SAVE $200!*One-Time Use ONLY*)

    If you're in South Carolina: 50% off

    If this describes you: you'd find my offer a deal...it beats paying for hope and scams.

    ✅You have DISTINCT preferences in bed and while you can enjoy "fun" without those needs being met, it's like having popcorn without salt, BLAND and BORING.
    ✅You've seen it all and done it all, and the last thing you want to do is WASTE TIME on lukewarm BORING interchangeable bodies. You've been with enough beauty in your life to know that it's the bare MINIMUM and not worth paying obscene sums JUST for looks alone
    ✅You hate beating around the bush and find it useful to avoid the easily offended snowflake types and are willing to pay a premium to guarantee that you can be FREE during our time together.

     How does this differ from the EmergenSEE Service or P411 Mystery Deal?

    Shorter time blocks are available IF (and only if) emergenSEE service is open. 

    The P411 mystery deal is an offshoot of EmergenSEE service and has certain limits (its only hourly and available *sometimes*).

    EmergenSEE service is for men who prioritize utility OVER artsy-fartsy (not because they are anti-art or contempt for creature comforts but pragmatism. Its a hedge against getting disappointed and let down by getting too woo-woo and then feeling like Boo Boo the Fool)

    You can scroll all the way back UP⬆️to the top and go to the EmergenSEE Service page or click here if you've decided that fast is more your speed.

    How do I know which option is RIGHT for me?

    If you've recognized that Rome wasn't built in a day...and pitching a tent is faster than building a skyscraper...and you've BEEN THERE DONE CHEAP (have the stained bed sheets)

    Chances are, you're ready to give 90 minutes a try. 

    Want more time?
    Although there is a 90 minute minimum, after that...

    15 min-$200 / 30 min-$400 / 1 hr-$800.

    You may want to have extra funds just in case you get so excited you lose track of the clock.

     

    What else do you get?

    Outfit requests, If I don't own it, I'll buy it, that's baked into the price zero additional charge to you.

    Location suggestions are welcome. You will know up front, if your specific location preference is doable or not.

    Travel expenses are baked into the price, zero additional charges if you are requesting an appointment in a location where I have an active ad...even if I'm currently outside of that area.

     
    PANDORA FREE Guarantee. Pandora's Box will never be opened during our time together.
    In Plain English that means youll never have me exploit your psyche for money...opening up deep psycho-goop that's none of my business as a way to try an one-up an argument or sneakily get $$$ for things you never agreed to pay for.


    That isnt just feel good fuzzy morality speaking its self preservation instincts that say its logical to expect an uninvited intruder on someones turf to be dealt with harshly! And the mind is sacred turf.

    If at any point, we reach a crossroads where we can't see eye to eye, I calmly discontinue things and end it right there to preserve YOUR time and $$$.

    You'll only incur additional charges if
    1. You give me less than 2 hours notice to meet or less than 2 hours to reschedule on the day we're supposed to meet
    2. You're requesting a meeting outside the scope of where I am actively advertising
    ...BUT If you are 2 hrs driving distance from an area where I DO have an active ad...zero travel fees (even if I am briefly out of town)!

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  • I'm away on vacation. This form will be updated when I return. 🏝

  • Currently away from home and scoping out the area to see if an official tour is worth it or not 🙂

     

  • Currently working on creating a masterpiece. I read my messages about once a week but the majority of my energy is focused on the cerebral rather than the carnal these days.

  • Anything less than 90 minutes REQUIRES a deposit (private options available click HERE for details), after you are validated for an appointment, you will receive various deposit options

  • $600 per hour (DEPOSIT REQUIRED)

    $900 90 minutes (DEPOSIT Optional)

    Additional Time is Calculated at $150 every 15 minutes

     

    Anything less than 90 minutes REQUIRES a deposit (private options available click HERE for details), after you are validated for an appointment, you will receive various deposit options



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  • I used to send out messages with a selfie and a raunchy pic saying something like I'm in Pleasantville, Utopia today available now"

    Upon reflection I can see how that can possibly be perceived as cold and businesslike, pushy or transactional to some folks.

    I talk matter-of-factly which *may* come across ice cold over text.

     I'm trying a gentler approach since cut-to-the-chase "Incall avail, wanna meet at 6?" approach only works well for SOME men who need an erotic interruption. (If that's what you want, you'll still get it 🙃)

    The next (and final) question is about the TYPE of follow-up you'd want from me after you submit the survey.

  • How come the personality questions don't appear?

    I SUCK at multitasking (no joke). Rather than have the questionnaire up (which a lot of thought and care was put into) and do a half-way job of responding (tacky and lazy) I wait until I'm BACK FROM BREAK. That way, I can be fully present and focused so that I can welcome you (and address your unique answers) in a classy and CONSISTENT way.

     

    The email you'll get from me after you submit this will be friendly, but more of a generic greeting than the personalized in-depth introduction you get after you complete the survey questions.

  • The email I typically use to RESPOND is non-descript (Ryceanalysis@protonmail.com) CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER because I have seen instances where proton emails get put in spam by mistake.

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    THIS only works if we are operating under the honor system. If at any point, there is lack of congruence in the RWI (real-world-information) provided above, I reserve the right to request additional verification information (at my discretion) before continuing any further with you.

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