I DO NOT DRAW THE FOLLOWING SUBJECT MATTER:           

                                                                                             "Stick em' up!"

 

—NSFW of Underage, or "implied underaged" characters.

(ⓘ EX: Deltarune’s “Fun Gang”, Spike MLP, Tails The Fox, etc.)

(It likely goes without saying, but this also applies to any character I just don't feel comfortable drawing in an NSFW light, I may happily draw them doing cool SFW stuff like drinking juice boxes and playing Xbox though.)

 

--Scat/Farts

(By no means do I intend to yuck anybody's yum-- I'm just into a different kind of stink!)

(mmm...diet mansmell...)

--Complex Machinery

--Abdl/Diaper

--Incest

--Vore

--Excessive Gore

//Anything I simply do not want to draw.
(It's nothing personal -- just not my artistic forte!)

(If you have any questions or concerns, feel free to ask!) 

See, that wasn't so bad now, was it?

(It's okay... I was a little scared too...)

 but we've come too far to quit now, right?

Payment is due upfront and required for work order production to begin!

If you are not ready to pay within a week of submission, please do not submit a form! 

 ***For larger pieces, accommodative payment plans can be discussed upon request. 

Due to prior neglect and abuse, once a work order has been submitted and accepted, unless something goes awry on my end-- There are no refunds --

If applicable, updates can be provided but mostly limited to substantial points in the artistic process. 

(KEEP IN MIND: While I like to maintain healthy contact with the lot of ya, please understand I am not always connected to my PC/Phone and am not avaliable 24/7)

(Please allow me time to respond, and I will be back with you as soon as I am able to!)

((I try to provide turnaround within 3-4 Months of payment!!))

 

 Also: Please don't subject my artwork to AI.

Be good and maybe when humanity is inevitably wiped out by robot overlords from planet zorp, the algorithm will thank you in my stead.

 

Please note: If for any reason you aren't selected in a batch-- please don't feel dejected! 

 

I try not to accept more commissions than I can handle at once to keep myself at a steady pace and prevent burnout!

In the event this is the case and I don't reach out first, please, feel free to submit again next time slots are open!

 

If you have any further questions or concerns-- feel free to reach out! 

 

Got it memorized? GREAT!

 

Now let's get this show on the road!

 

                                                     

 "Let's shake on it!"

  

 

...Not ready to submit just yet?

Don't like what you see?

Then you can KISS my fuzzy Buck ASS!! -- (and be redirected to my Bluesky!!)