Egomalfunction Booking Request Form

Egomalfunction Booking Request Form

This form is currently for ATX ONLY! To get on my waitlist 4 other cities, click the link below ;)
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Thanks for your interest! I'll get back to you in the next day or so to get you on my books once I receive this request and your deposit.

I only take on custom projects that I'm super excited to do. If I decide to not take on your custom project I'll send back your deposit and refer you to another artist.
Name*

First NameLast Name
I only tattoo people that are 18 years old and older.*

I promise I'm 18 years or older.
Pronouns*
Instagram handle or email*
Type of design*
Screen shot of desired flash, or inspo pics for custom or freehand pieces.*

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Description of the tattoo you're wanting, including SIZE and PLACEMENT. Please be as descriptive as possible! (Also plz let me know if this will be a cover up, blast over, or gap filler.)*
My minimum rate is $100. After the first hour my rate is $90/hour. For custom designs I charge a $75 drawing fee that is added onto the total cost of your tattoo. There is no drawing fee for flash tattoos, modified or collaged flash tattoos, or freehand tattoos- but for freehand tattoos the time it takes for me to draw on the design will be charged at my hourly rate. I offer my tattoos at a sliding scale hourly rate for BIPOC & trans individuals only, please let me know in your budget if you would like to book on a sliding scale.*

I understand!
Learning Discount

For the forseeable future, I'm offering some less expensive tattoos in styles that I'm not as experienced in, such as designs with color, shading, and stippling. The minimum price for these flash designs is $50 to cover supplies cost, and you will need to send me a $50 deposit (that goes toward the total cost of the tattoo) to secure an appointment with me. If you'd like to book a custom with me in one of these styles, my minimum is $75. (I'd really love to do customs that involve multiple of these different kinds of styles!!)

Receiving a tattoo at a discounted rate like this means I will need you to sign an agreement saying that you will send me a healed picture within 2 months of receiving the tattoo, and that you understand that the likelihood of needing a touch up is much greater than if you were to receive a tattoo in a style I'm more confident in, such as line work, black work, and high contrast. (Touchups are always free!)

These cheaper rates are only available until I'm confident in my ability to tattoo in each style. I learn quick so if you want a cheap tattoo from me now's the time!

If you're interested in getting this type of tattoo please include "learning discount" in your budget description below. Thanks for your interest and trust while I learn new skills and for joining me in fun new artistic adventure :D
What is your budget for this piece?*
What's your general availability to get this piece? (ex. Mondays and Wednesdays after 1pm, or between specific dates)*
Rescheduling your appointment more than 48 hours in advance is no problem, but if you reschedule within 48 hours of your appointment, this will mean you've forfeited your first deposit and I will need you to send me another $50 deposit to secure another appointment with me. (Accommodations will be made for absolute emergencies.) Cancelling without notice (no call no show) means you can not book with me again and you've forfeited your deposit. All deposits are non-refundable ( unless you are inquiring about a custom piece that I decide not to take on).*

I understand!
Please send a $50 deposit to @georgebones on venmo OR $jortbones on cashapp-- deposit is nonrefundable and comes out of the total cost of your tattoo. Description should be your instagram handle or email, please DON'T write anything related to the words "tattoo" or "deposit".*

I have sent my deposit.
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Egomalfunction Booking Request Form

Thanks for your interest! I'll get back to you in the next day or so to get you on my books once I receive this request and your deposit.