How socially awkward are you?

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1. On a scale from "I could charm a flock of flamingos" to "I once apologized to a chair for bumping into it," how comfortable are you in social settings?* This field is required.
I'm the life of the party!
I'm like a penguin at a pool party.
I'm somewhere between a social butterfly and a hermit crab.
Social settings? Wouldn't go near that minefield.
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2. How often do you find yourself replaying social interactions in your head, trying to decipher if you've committed a social faux pas?* This field is required.
Never! I leave that to the professionals.
Occasionally, but I try not to dwell on it.
More often than not, it's like my brain has a DVR for awkward moments.
I practically have a subscription to the "Awkward Moments Monthly" magazine.
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3. When it comes to making friends, how would you describe your approach?* This field is required.
I have a waiting list of potential friends!
I'm like a detective searching for the perfect social chemistry.
I'm open to making friends, but it feels like I'm navigating a labyrinth.
Making friends? That's like trying to find a needle in a haystack while blindfolded.
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4. How do you handle unkind remarks from others?* This field is required.
Brush it off like dandruff on a shoulder!
Address it directly with a sprinkle of sarcasm.
It stings like a mosquito bite, but I try not to let it ruin my day.
Unkind remarks? I treat them like unsolicited weather forecasts in Antarctica.
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5. Which scenario resonates with you the most?* This field is required.
I'm like the glue that holds social gatherings together!
I'm the occasional spark in a room full of damp matches.
I'm like a puzzle piece that doesn't quite fit, but I'm still part of the picture.
Social situations are my personal haunted house; I'm always afraid of what's around the corner.
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6. How often do you find yourself feeling rejected by others?
Rejection? What's that? I'm everyone's cup of tea!
Occasionally, but I bounce back like a rubber ball.
More often than I'd like, but I remind myself that not everyone has good taste.
Rejection and I are on a first-name basis; we practically have a monthly coffee date.
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7. When it comes to social interactions, how do you typically feel afterwards?* This field is required.
Energized and ready for more social adventures!
Like I just survived a round of social dodgeball.
Somewhere between "that was okay" and "I need a nap."
It's like running a marathon without any training; I'm exhausted and questioning my life choices.
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8. How do you handle trouble in social situations?* This field is required.
Trouble? What trouble? I glide through social situations like a swan on a pond.
I tackle it head-on with a mix of optimism and humor.
I try my best to navigate it, but sometimes it feels like I'm in a sitcom with no laugh track.
Trouble and I are old friends; we belong together like bread and butter.
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9. hich metaphor best describes your social interactions?* This field is required.
I'm the conductor of the social orchestra!
I'm like a social GPS; sometimes I take detours, but I eventually get to my destination.
I'm the occasional guest star in the sitcom of life.
Social interactions? One wrong move and it's game over.
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10. How would you rate your overall relationship with social awkwardness?* This field is required.
Social awkwardness? I've never heard of her!
We have a complicated relationship, like a Tolstoy novel with lots of plot twists.
We're on speaking terms, but sometimes I wish she'd stop sending me all the memos.
Social awkwardness and I are practically inseparable; we're like two peas in a pod, except one of us is definitely more awkward.
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