Membership Form
  • Please fill out this form to join the Mycelian Church of San Francisco.

    We deliver sacrament throughout San Francisco 7 days a week. 

    Membership is free. Anyone from anywhere can join. After your church membership is approved, you will receive a confirmation email that explains the donation process and provides information about the Asshole Assessment Test and other church activities. 

    We ask that you use either regular text, Signal, Telegraph, or email for communications.

    Thank you for joining!

     
  • Format: (000) 000-0000.
  • Are you over the age of 21+?
  • Are you a member of law enforcement?
  • What is your primary interest in becoming a member of the Mycelian Church?
  • How did you hear about us?
  • How do you prefer to communicate?
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