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BEFORE YOU SUBMIT YOUR QUESTION: 1. We do not and will not compound any GLP-1 products, including semaglutide, ozempic, wegovy, tirzepatide, zepbound, monjourno, or anything else you've seen on television. 2. We do not accept solicitations via our web forms. If you are soliciting something solicitious, please solicit via voicemail so we can delete it without listening to it, solicitously. 3. No we do not accept insurance or voluntarily speak with representatives of insurance companies on anyone's behalf.
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NO SEMAGLUTIDE. NO GLP-1.
Please do not contact us about ozempic, or peptides, or if we take insurance. PLEASE.
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thispharmacydoesntsellwegovy@nevergonnadoit.com
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We will only call you if an email will not suffice.
Format: (000) 000-0000.
Your Question that is not about semaglutide:
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We do not and will not compound any GLP-1 products, including semaglutide, ozempic, wegovy, tirzepatide, zepbound, monjourno, or anything else you've seen on television.
We also do not take insurance: We do not accept insurance or any third party payment programs, and haven't since 1996. Insurance tends to reimburse based on the cost of the chemical, but will not reimburse for labor or the equipment involved in compounding.
Please verify that you are human and you are not asking about semaglutide:
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If the question you're about to submit is about semaglutide or one of the other cute names we've listed above, a single tear will fall from my face, and when that tear hits the ground...
SO HELP ME GAWD! **SHAKES FIST**
Submit Question. Remain Awesome.
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