The Gods Below - Which Unanointed Team Member Would You Be?
The Unanointed fight in magical teams of four, and each person has their function, a role they have to play in this group in order for the whole to succeed. Of course, certain people naturally gravitate toward certain roles, depending on skills and personality. If you lived in the world of The Gods Below, and you wanted to fight against your realm being restored, which role would you fall into?
1. You're in a bar, a seedy place where your feet stick to the floor and the lighting makes everyone look 3x more attractive than they probably are. A burly looking fellow shoves your friend out of the way as he tries to get served first. Do you-
Throw down, right here, right now. You can take him.
Insult both his choice of clothing and his mother
Step between your friend and this guy, making sure he doesn't push them again
Surreptitiously extend a foot, so he trips just as he receives his drink
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2. Oh. Two people you've disliked ever since they left you holding the bag on a group project have invited you to their wedding. There's only one way to handle this--
Accept the invite, take full advantage of the open bar, buy them a $10 trash can as a gift
Go to the wedding. Photo bomb the happy couple as many times as possible with a weird expression on your face. How's that for a group project?
Why would you go? What a waste of time and energy you could be spending on real friends
Get up to make an impromptu speech about the value of team work, and how no marriage can work unless each person does their part. Pause after each salient point and make prolonged eye contact with each of them until everyone's uncomfortable.
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3. A puppy! You're getting a puppy! The one you've always wanted, a--
Chihuahua
Rottweiler
Jack Russell Terrier
Belgian Malinois
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4. You're arriving home late one night, and you live alone. As you approach the door, however, you notice that it's slightly open, the dark interior silent. The wind rustles the trees behind you, sending a chill up your neck. You--
Creep into your house and grab a knife from the kitchen. You know every nook and cranny here. If anyone's going to be surprised, it'll be an intruder, not you.
Arm yourself with a rock, a big stick, burst through the door and shout, "If there's anyone in here, you'd better be ready to get fucked up!" If they're here to steal from you, that'll send them scrambling for the exits.
Wait. How would someone have gotten into your house? Check for signs of forced entry because maybe you just forgot to close the door properly. Look in all the windows.
Immediately start looking for your cat. He might have gotten out! Ooh, you are going to kick the ass of whoever thought it was a good idea to break in to YOUR house.
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5. You're at a research facility for a tour when you and a friend get hopelessly lost. It's getting late. You're both thirsty. At the end of a darkened hallway, past skittering noises of what sounds like claws against glass, is this ominous button. You--
Press the button. Someone will know where you are, no matter what the button does. Done and done.
Get your friend to press the button
Stop your friend from pressing the button
No security? An ominous button? Clearly you've become part of an experiment you didn't agree to. Start looking for a weapon in case this gets ugly. And STAY AWAY FROM THE BUTTON.
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6. You NEVER thought you'd be into spicy blue alien romance, but it's surprisingly engaging and even a little bit funny? So much so that you're on the train and, eager to find out what happens, press play on your audio book. You're halfway into a chapter when you notice people staring. Oh. You thought your bluetooth headphones were connected when it's actually been playing on your phone's speaker this whole time. You--
Hurriedly switch on your bluetooth connection, and say that you're just trying to vet your kids' reading material
Tell people the title and that you'd highly recommend it if they enjoy a good romance with a high heat level
Allow it to continue playing, look around like you're not sure where the audio is coming from either. Focus on someone near you, ask them to turn that off, and quickly turn off your audiobook as they reach to check their phone.
Frown. Pause your audiobook and explain the merits of the characterization, as well as the world building.
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7. Pick a cat
The one on the left
The one on the right
The one in the middle
...all of them
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8. You're going to an all you can eat sushi buffet for lunch! What's your strategy?
NO ONE EATS BREAKFAST
Sashimi all the way; rice is cheap
Take monetary bets on who in your party will eat the most; rig the odds
No strategy is necessary when one's capacity is this large! TO BATTLE!
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9. You head to a coffee shop. What's your order?
Drip coffee, black
Dirty chai
Four shots of espresso topped with whipped cream
Cold brew topped with cold foam
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10. You're at a party when a group of you get onto the subject of books you don't like. You're loudly pinpointing every terrible detail of a book you detested when the man across from you pipes up, "My wife wrote that book." You--
Quickly note that you did finish the entire book, which means it couldn't have been THAT bad
Pretend you are choking on an almond; by the time someone performs the heimlich on you, all will be forgotten
Pivot to how good the title was, absolutely brilliant title, good job on that
Stand by your words with the caveat that everyone has different tastes, even if some peoples tastes are clearly wrong
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