Buckle up buttercup and get ready for the best damn employment questionnaire you have ever seen.

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What is your name?* This field is required.
First Name
Last Name
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Where do you live?* This field is required.
Street Address
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Which location are you applying for?* This field is required.
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What is your cell phone* This field is required.
Please enter a valid phone number.
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What is your electronic emailing address* This field is required.(email)
example@example.com
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Are you registered in Georgia to do pest control?* This field is required.
YESNO
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1. Do you have a valid driver's license.?* This field is required.
YESNO
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2. Do you have a checking account?* This field is required.
YESNO
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3. How do you get to work?* This field is required.
I ride a donkey to work.
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I ride a donkey to work.
I have a reliable person to drop me off.
I have a reliable car.
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4. When we check your motor vehicle driving record, what will we find?* This field is required.
I drive it like I stole it. I have more than 2 speeding tickets in 3 years.
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I drive it like I stole it. I have more than 2 speeding tickets in 3 years.
I had a DUI less than 3 years ago.
I don't have any moving violations in the past 3 years.
I have 1 speeding ticket in the last 3 years.
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5. When we run a background check on you, what will we find?* This field is required.
I killed a man in Reno.
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I killed a man in Reno.
Might find a something from my past, but I am a different person now.
I am squeaky clean.
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6. How much do you smoke?* This field is required.
Like a goddamn freight train.
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Like a goddamn freight train.
I vape and I think I am super cool.
I don't smoke at all.
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7. Have you ever been charged with, or convicted of, a crime?* This field is required.
I got away with it. You ain't gonna find jack
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Yes, but it was a long time ago and I am a different person now.
Nope, you will not find anything in a background check.
I got away with it. You ain't gonna find jack
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8. Are you available to work Saturdays?* This field is required.
I cannot work Saturdays at all. I need that time to get my shit together!.
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I cannot work Saturdays at all. I need that time to get my shit together!.
I will work Saturdays if needed, but I would rather spend time with my family.
I like working Saturdays if I can make overtime!
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9. How would you rate your luck?* This field is required.
5-7
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10. Who is your favorite Influencer?* This field is required.
Kylie Jenner
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Kylie Jenner
Johnny Cash
Joe Rogan
Elon Musk
Billy Graham
Kobe Bryant
Joe Biden
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11. Why do you rate your luck like that?* This field is required.
I am one unlucky son of a bitch!
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I am one unlucky son of a bitch!
I don't believe in luck
I might as well be a leprechaun. I am pretty damn lucky.
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12. Which would bother you the most at work?* This field is required.
A coworker arrives late every day, but rarely gets in trouble. That isn't fair.
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A coworker arrives late every day, but rarely gets in trouble. That isn't fair.
I had a flat tire on my first day of work.
I had a coworker not pulling his weight. This is a team effort!
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13. What do you make at your current or last job?* This field is required.
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14. How much do you want to make at this job?* This field is required.
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15. Have you ever worked outside before? If so, where and what were you doing?* This field is required.
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16. What was the last job you worked at and what did you do?* This field is required.
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17. How long did you work there?* This field is required.
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18. Who was the supervisor and what is his/her phone number?* This field is required.
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19. What was your favorite job and why?* This field is required.
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20. What was the job before the last one that you worked at and what did you do?* This field is required.
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21. How long did you work there?* This field is required.
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22. Have you had any moving violation in the last 3 years? If so what were they?* This field is required.
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23. What would the perfect job look like to you?* This field is required.
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24. Why do you want to work for Liquid Lawn?* This field is required.
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