so you think you can date me?
Dating me is no joke. You will never know what's around the corner because I don't use GPS and I don't even know where we are going. Take this quiz and try your best, I know I am. Let's get me to get to know you! :-)
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We've been dating for a few months now and things have been smooth and we have been having fun. A few disagreements here and there but nothing we can't handle between us two. Our friends like one another and we don't have issues in social circles. You decide it's time for me to meet your parents. We all go out to dinner and they find me charming. It's overall a pleasant and positive time. A week later, I get a new subscriber on onlyfans with a familiar name and he immediately tips and messages me saying how lovely it was seeing me at dinner last week. GROSS obviously that was your dad *thumbs down* but then he tips me an undisclosed amount. Now, you know my car needs some work. I don't tell you about this and it goes on for some time, but of course you eventually find out because you like to look through my phone when I drink myself to sleep. Note– by this point I have treated you to an island vacation and have bought you a new car. How do you react?
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So we get into an argument because the ex girlfriend you told me was just a friend has been texting you while we are away on vacation coincidentally in the town where she resides. You bring up the argument of how I didn't disclose sleeping with one guy before we discussed getting back together but being in an open relationship. But then your best friend starts texting me he wants to bone and I don't reject it immediately so you start giving ME shit about that. Meanwhile, your ex who you are trying to bang is dating my bestie's bestie. I say I'm going to tell her partner, you call me a wh*re and I run away (in a foreign city I have never been to in the middle of the night with my phone on 6% battery and high heel shoes on). What do you do?
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So it's the day, we are gathered here together to celebrate Marianna and bleep in eternal love. yadda yadda. So we get married, cute. I said yes, especially after seeing that ring. Let me tell you, it put everyone else to shame. I had never seen a diamond that big, carving that delicate and intricate. It was a beauty. But we are happy TOO! Let's not forget about our love beyond materialistic things! We enjoy our honey moon and live a pretty fun yet responsible life. One day you are driving home from work. You are at the usual intersection where everyone smashes into the corner home of that block and totals their car on the concrete wall behind the hedges. And just like all those other times, when a car hit, they really hit. rip. Sadness washes over you as you continue your commute home. Such sadness that you become distracted and do not see the school bus stopped and children getting off. A little boy crosses the street to his nanny and you swerve to avoid a tragic incident. In doing so you spin out and start to doughnut and you think to yourself "this would be so fucking sick if i wasn't gonna die" and so you crash into the car that was crashed into the wall. As all this is happening I am sitting at home on the toilet pissing over a pregnancy test. It's positive. The phone rings. You're in the hospital. They have amputated your legs. You need surgery asap and the only funds we have left are in my ring so I go to pawn it and it's ..... worthless. I go back to you as you lay, legless in your hospital bed, how do you explain this?
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If you had to choose one, which one would you choose? (this is like fuck, marry, kill but with a 4th option)
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crossbow
drywall
an alter
raincoats
How does my hair look best?
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with bangs
without bangs
short
long
any way you do it babes
your beauty could do no wrong
bangs but long
bangs but short
no bangs, long
no bangs, short
no hair
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