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Easy Questions
Do you like swimming?
Yes
No
I don't understand the question
Do you like walking in the Greenbelt?
Yes
No
I just moved here. What is the Greenbelt?
How many vacations do you typically go on per year?
Worst
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
Best
10
1 is Worst, 10 is Best
Do you live within 15 miles of central Austin?
Yes
No
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Medium Questions
What are your hobbies? Do you have a passion project?
Some people cry a lot. Some people cry a little. How often do you cry?
Lots of cry
Medium cry
Little cry
Have not cried since the birth of Christ
Do you send memes to friends or do you find it annoying when people do that?
Yes, I send memes on memes
No, never
I prefer to tailor specific memes to specific friends
Oopsie. Your car has a flat tire on Mopac. What is ur next move?
Call AAA
Put the spare on yourself
Abandon car forever
Call 911 and request an ambulance
Speaking of 911, where were you on 9/11?
Do you want offspring?
Yes
No
I'm not sure
What is the weirdest thing about you? Could be good or bad, but don't hold back :-)-|-<
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Hard Questions
Bad news, your distant relative recently died (sorry). Good news, you randomly inherit $13,041 tax free (nice). What do you do with your newly acquired capital from Auntie Greta?
More bad news, Auntie Greta's husband just died too (he hit your abandoned car on Mopac). You now inherit $334,504 tax free. Now what?
Are you familiar with attachment theory? If so, where do you tend to be in relationships? 1 = avoidant and 10 = anxious
Avoidant
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
Anxious
10
1 is Avoidant, 10 is Anxious
I have two pet ducks. Is that ok? Don't worry they stay outside.
Yes
No
Mmm
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Legally Binding Contract
Under Texas law, I promise not to ghost Geoffrey for the next 4 hours
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