The Functional C.A.R.E. Method™️ Application

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The Functional C.A.R.E. Method™ is designed for highly motivated individuals who are ready to do the real work. Our goal is to help you understand the root-cause of your symptoms which could include digestive issues, hormone imbalances, autoimmune disorders, skin conditions, and more.
Our process moves through four phases that build on each other:

unCover: We run functional testing to find what's actually going on beneath the surface.

Align: We create a personalized protocol based on your results, your life, and your goals.

Resolve: We address root causes, not just symptoms. This is where real symptom resolution happens.

Embody: We build sustainable habits so you feel better & stay better.

This application is not a commitment - it simply helps us determine if our approach aligns with your needs. It takes just 5-8 minutes to complete, and if we believe we’re the right fit to support you, we’ll be in touch with the next steps.
Yay! We're so excited to get to know you more. Please tell us your name!

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Do you live in the U.S.? (please note: at this time we cannot work with clients outside the US)
Do you live in New York, New Jersey, or Rhode Island?
NY & NJ restrict shipping of most labs, including shipping to a different state with a NY or NJ credit card billing address. Do you spend 51% or more of your time in a different state and have an additional payment method without a NY or NJ billing address? If you answer No to the question, unfortunately we are not able to take you on as a 1:1 client.
What state do you live in?
Do you have a recent history of cancer or are you currently being treated for cancer?
Are you currently pregnant?
Are you currently breastfeeding?
Are you a health practitioner?
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Tell us what’s going on – please provide a description of your health struggles. What is your biggest challenge? What inspired you to fill out this application & seek a change? (Feel free to keep this brief - if we end up working together, you can drop the WHOLE story down on our first appointment!)
What do you hope to achieve working with us? (Dream big!)
Many of our clients start feeling noticeably better within the first few months and that's exciting! But symptom relief is the Resolve phase, not the finish line. The Embody phase is where we make sure those results stick and you have the tools to sustain them independently. Knowing this, what does success look like for you at 6 months in care?
If you achieved all of these goals, how would you feel? If you felt like your best self, what would you do differently? How would it change your life?
Have you worked with other functional medicine practitioners in the past?
Have you done any functional testing/labs in the past? (Including, but not limited to, stool tests, SIBO breath test, H. Pylori breath test, hormone testing, adrenal testing, DUTCH test, organic acids test).
What else have you done to try to solve your health issues? Why do you think you haven't been able to reach your health goals on your own?
Our method works in phases and each one builds on the last. Are you in a place in your life right now where you can commit to a 6+ month health journey?
Since your health challenges began, how much have you invested in trying to solve these issues on your own? Consider the costs of programs, practitioners, appointments, copays, supplements, and other treatments you’ve tried.
We work with a limited number of clients to ensure truly personalized care. Our 1:1 program is an investment of $850/month with no minimum commitment. We want to be upfront: the clients who experience the most profound, lasting results are those who commit to the full process, which typically takes 6+ months. Are you ready to invest in your health?
Functional testing is a key part of The Functional C.A.R.E. Method™️. Lab recommendations depend on your symptoms, health history, and initial consultation. The cost for initial labs typically ranges from $400-$1200.
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