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  • Welcome to Sleep Boot Camp! 🛏️

    (Where "rise and grind" becomes "sleep and shine")
  • Alright, future sleep champion! Before we tuck you into this challenge, we need to know a few things about your current relationship with sleep. Don't worry, we won't judge if your current bedtime routine involves scrolling through social media until your phone hits your face.

    Quick Housekeeping
    (Get it? Because we're talking about sleep? 😉)

    We're about to ask you some questions that are easier than counting sheep:

    • Your chosen bedtime (this is like picking a marriage partner - you're committing for 28 days)
    • Your biggest sleep nemesis (we all have one)
    • Whether you want us to text you reminders (because we're clingy like that)
    • Your preferred username (sorry, "SleepingBeauty" is probably taken, get less snoozy ideas here)
    • Which phase you're ready to crush (Phase 1, obviously, you overachiever)
    • After this, we'll get to the exciting part - where you give us money! (But remember, complete 85% of check-ins at your chosen bedtime, and you'll get your pledge back PLUS a share of the "snooze you lose" pool!)

    Ready to begin your transformation from sleep amateur to certified sleep ninja? Let's do this!

    Warning: Answering these questions does not count as your first check-in. Nice try though!

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  • Time to Put Your Money Where Your Dreams Are! 💤


    Congratulations on committing to your sleep transformation! Now for everyone's favorite part - parting with your cash. (But remember, sleep properly and you might get MORE money back!)

    Your Investment in Professional Sleeping:

    $30 Entry Fee (non-refundable, because we're worth it)
    $50 Pledge (totally refundable if you stick to your bedtime like peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth)
    Payment Options (due by Friday, January 11th):

    Venmo: @Dave-Prouhet
    Cash (for you old-school nappers)
    Check (yes, people still write these)


    Pro tip: Payment confirms your spot. No payment = No transformation from sleep zombie to sleep superhero!

    P.S. In the payment notes, please write "Sleep First" and your username. Unless you want us guessing which sleep enthusiast you are!

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