Time to Put Your Money Where Your Dreams Are! 💤
Congratulations on committing to your sleep transformation! Now for everyone's favorite part - parting with your cash. (But remember, sleep properly and you might get MORE money back!)
Your Investment in Professional Sleeping:
$30 Entry Fee (non-refundable, because we're worth it)
$50 Pledge (totally refundable if you stick to your bedtime like peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth)
Payment Options (due by Friday, January 11th):
Venmo: @Dave-Prouhet
Cash (for you old-school nappers)
Check (yes, people still write these)
Pro tip: Payment confirms your spot. No payment = No transformation from sleep zombie to sleep superhero!
P.S. In the payment notes, please write "Sleep First" and your username. Unless you want us guessing which sleep enthusiast you are!