I swear or affirm under penalty of perjury that I do not now and I have not at any time, either as an adult or as a juvenile:
1. Been convicted of; 2. Pleaded guilty to (whether or not resulting in a conviction); 3. Pleaded nolo contendere or no contest to; 4. Admitted; 5. Had any judgment or order rendered against me (whether by default or otherwise); 6. Entered into any settlement of an action or claim of; 7. Had any license, certification, employment, or volunteer position suspended, revoked, terminated, or adversely affected because of; 8. Resigned under threat of termination of employment or volunteerism for; 9. Had a report of child abuse or neglect made and substantiated against me for; or 10. Have any pending criminal charges against me in this or any other jurisdiction for;
Any conduct, matter, or thing (irrespective of formal name thereof) constituting or involving (whether under criminal or civil law of any jurisdiction):
1. Any felony; 2. Rape or other sexual assault; 3. Physical, sexual, emotional abuse and/or neglect of a minor; 4. Incest; 5. Exploitation, including sexual, of a minor; 6. Sexual misconduct with a minor; 7. Molestation of a child; 8. Lewdness or indecent exposure; 9. Lewd and lascivious behavior; 10. Obscene or pornographic literature, photographs, or videos; 11. Assault, battery, or any violent offense involving a minor; 12. Endangerment of a child; 13. Any misdemeanor or other offense classification involving a minor or to which a minor was a witness; 14. Unfitness as a parent or custodian; 15. Removing children from a state or concealing children in violation of a court order; 16. Restrictions or limitations on contact or visitation with children or minors resulting from a court order protecting a child or minor from abuse, neglect, or exploitation; or, 17. Any type of child abduction.