How Based Are You Quiz

How Based Are You?

Take this 10-question quiz to find out if you're a secularist shmuck, or a beacon of basedness...
HotestyFor the birdsA must-have quality in your spouseA good excuse to hide your hairy ankles
BasedNot BasedDepends on the situationOnly by firing squad
CommunismDistributismCapitalismMonarchy and Feudalism all day baby
A great systemNot ideal for a strong family lifeNot ideal, but just a reality of our economic timesThe best way to fight the patriarchy... or whatever
No.Yes.No, unless it overlaps with Catholic social teachingsYes, otherwise it means the government is impeding religious freedom
Nothing, the Church says it's wrong to act in this scenario.Sorry, that one unknown person is about to meet Thomas the Tank Engine.I, I, I, ooops there they go!I call the train company and tell them they need to up their "cleared track protocol."
No. Wrong in every caseYes. Right under the correct circumstancesSome methods, but not othersNone of my business
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Take a back-seat for onceProtect and Provide for their familiesNot try to be womenNot ever grow facial hair
Embrace modern ideas to cater to younger peopleDouble down on the importance of traditionBring back paid indulgencesAllow women priests for once
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Your Score: 100%

Wow. You're pretty much a Based badass, want to grab a pint later?
Your Score: 96%

Ok, ok, we see you! You've got some seriously Based bona-fides. You're just one step away from being the boss of based...
Your Score: 91%

Ok, you're still pretty Based, but you've definentely been influenced by the modern world...
Your Score: 87%

Hey, being wrong 13% of the time isn't the WORST track record!
Your Score: 79%

Ok, so you've got some work to do to reach max Basedness, but you're not crazy far off :)
Your Score: 71%

Soooo your parent's wouldn't be happy with this grade, but then again maybe they would (that would explain a lot) 😂
Your Score: 62%

Wow. Did your socialist college professor take this quiz? If not you probably would get better scores than this in her class...
Your Score: 0%

You've got to be joking brosephus. Was Karl Marx your grandpa? Do you go to the bath house with Bernie Sanders? Was Machiavelli your confirmation sponsor? You STEEP in SECULARISM. You're in our prayers...
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How Based Are You?