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📝 Welcome to the NUNYA Pre-Order Portal

📝 Welcome to the NUNYA Pre-Order Portal

👉 Smash that Start button below to begin your journey into flavor chaos. Because honestly...You’ve had worse in your mouth. (FARMERS MARKET Pick Up)
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    ⏰ Pick-up hours Saturdays 8am to 11:30am Farmers Market in PB
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    • 🍓Berry Legal
      🍓Berry LegalSweet chaos in a jar.Strawberries and trouble, whipped to misbehave. She doesn't spread evenly—and she doesn't care. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🍓 Berry Naughty
      🍓 Berry NaughtySmooth. Smart. Still dangerous. Blueberries, lemon, and zero guilt. She keeps it classy while getting wild on toast. It’s not a crime if she leaves you wanting more. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🍯 Cin & Sugar
      🍯 Cin & SugarWarm, nostalgic... and a total liar. This classic comfort combo hides a reckless streak. Great on toast. Better in questionable decisions. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🧄 Onyo Knees
      🧄 Onyo KneesBalsamic Onion never felt so seductive. Savory, bold, and unapologetically bossy. Best spread with confidence and a warning. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • ☕ Espress-Ohh
      ☕ Espress-OhhNot safe for breakfast.Dark roast drama with a smooth finish. Wakes you up—and possibly ruins you for regular coffee. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🥃 Rummed & Reckless (SEASONAL)
      🥃 Rummed & Reckless (SEASONAL)Drips drama & Island Flavors like mango, banana, pineapple and of course a little actual rum.Sticky, spicy, and just a little unhinged. A spread for pirates, poets, and post-brunch mistakes.
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    • 👑 Madam Mable – The Original Sourdough
      👑 Madam Mable – The Original SourdoughMother dough. Head hoe. All rise. Crusty, classic, and commanding respect with every slice. She raised the rest. They still rise for her. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🥐 Berry Bad Influence
      🥐 Berry Bad InfluenceThe kind of loaf that talks you into things.Loaded with blueberries, plant-based cream cheese, and lemon zest. Tart, thicc, and a perfect match for Berry Naughty Whipt📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🧀 Goud Girl Gone Bad
      🧀 Goud Girl Gone BadIt melts. It misbehaves. It knows it’s better than you. Rich gouda. Sweet caramelized onions. Golden crust. She pairs with Onyo’ Knees and takes no responsibility for what happens next. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🍌 Banana Baby Momma
      🍌 Banana Baby MommaShe keeps showing up unwrapped. Bananas, melty chocolate chips, buttery toffee, and a maple-drizzled crust. Sticky, soft, and totally reckless. Loves getting wild with Cin & Sugar. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🍑 Peach Please
      🍑 Peach PleaseShe’s sweet. She’s soft. She’s absolutely over it. Juicy peaches, toasted pecans, brown sugar, oatmeal, and plant-based cream cheese baked into a golden thiccc cobbler loaf. Peachy perfection with Berry Naughty. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🍫 Mistress Mocha
      🍫 Mistress MochaDark. Bold. Will ruin your relationship with white bread. Double chocolate, espresso, and full-bodied flavor. Fierce alone. Even better when paired with Espress-Ohh. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🥕 Carrot Bae
      🥕 Carrot BaeYour momma wouldn’t approve of this carrot cake. Carrot juice, plump raisins, cinnamon sugar swirl, and soft sourdough attitude. Moist and naughty with a classic twist. Definitely not church-approved. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🍪 Chip Tease (Chocolate Chip Sourdough Cookies)
      🍪 Chip Tease (Chocolate Chip Sourdough Cookies)🍪 Chip Tease (Pack of 8) Large Cookies. She’s gooey. She’s salty. She’s not here to cuddle. Classic chocolate chip gets dirty with shaved sea salt and golden edges.Thick in the middle, soft like your ex, and always just one bite from regret.This cookie doesn’t whisper “homemade.”It screams “You’re gonna need a moment.”Chip Tease.She melts. You spiral.📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🖤 Dark Intentions (White Chocolate Chip Sourdough Cookies) 2
      🖤 Dark Intentions (White Chocolate Chip Sourdough Cookies) 2🖤Dark Intentions (Pack of 8) Large Cookies. Dark Intentions is a decadent double chocolate cookie packed with rich cocoa and topped with bold white chocolate chips. Soft, fudgy, and unapologetically indulgent. Baked dark like a brownie, studded with sweet rebellion, and ready to ruin your willpower. Dairy-free. Drama-full. Built for dessert dominance.📜 Pre-Order
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      🎪 Farmers Market Pick-Up Instructions –

      Poplar Bluff


      You placed a killer order. Now it’s time to collect the goods.

       

      🕗 Pick-Up Hours:
      Saturdays ONLY | 8:00 AM – 11:30 AM
      📍 Poplar Bluff Coliseum (you’ll smell us before you see us)

      Your name will be on the bag like you’re on the VIP list.
      Just stroll up, snatch it, and pretend you’re committing a very delicious crime.
      No judgment. Just carbs.

       

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