Submit your worst tramp stamp concept. The most cursed idea wins a free custom tramp stamp tattoo based off their submission. Runner-up gets $100 off their own disaster-piece. Winners must be able to be tattooed in Philly this Summer! Deadline: June 20th. It’s not a joke if it’s permanent.

1. Your idea must be cursed, chaotic, unhinged, or emotionally questionable. 2. No hate symbols or anything racist, homophobic, or transphobic. You know the deal. 3. Only one submission per soul. Make it count. 4. I’ll be choosing finalists based on gut reaction, spiritual disturbance, and comedic timing.

1. I’ll choose a handful of finalists (a.k.a. the worst of the worst) 2. Finalists will face off in head-to-head Instagram Story polls 3. All first-round matchups will be posted at the same time (ex: 4 polls if there are 8 finalists) 4. The winner of each poll advances to the next round 5. We’ll repeat this until one cursed idea remains 6. Finalists will be tagged and humiliated with honor 7. Campaign for votes. Or don’t. This isn’t a healthy process 8. If you cheat, I’ll know. This isn’t that kind of democracy 9. Let the people decide which tramp stamp deserves to be immortalized forever… just above your ass crack.