Which Jose Gourmet are You?

What’s your ideal way to spend a Saturday?* This field is required.

Climbing a mountain or trying something daring

Browsing art galleries and sipping espresso

Cooking a family recipe with loved ones

Dancing all night at a music festival

Reading by a lake with your phone off

A perfectly curated museum visit, followed by oysters

A picnic in the park with friends and too many snacks

A solo hike followed by tea and a good book

A spontaneous road trip with no map

Pick a color that speaks to your soul* This field is required.

Fiery red

Soft beige

Deep navy blue

Bright yellow

Ocean teal

Steely grey

Mossy green

Lavender

Moody maroon

How do your friends describe you?* This field is required.

Adventurous and always on the move

Thoughtful and cultured

Warm and dependable

Life of the party

Chill and comforting

Studious and consistent

Lover of nature

The kind of person who makes silence feel warm

Completely unpredictable

What’s your dream dinner setting?* This field is required.

Under the stars on a mountaintop

A rustic European bistro

A home-cooked feast with family

A bustling food truck park

A quiet beach picnic at sunset

Upscale cafe

Solo picnic in the park

Pickles at the bar

Hot dog at the SpeedMart

If you were haunted by a ghost, what would it's voice be like?

Gravelly, like it needs a cough drop

Buttery, like it's been reciting poetry

Symphonic, like the strum of cellos

Bombastic, if fireworks were a voice

Convincing, like a late-night radio host who talks you off the ledge

Knowledgeable, like a librarian

Mossy, like an old garden gnome

Breathy, like Marilyn Monroe

Shrill, like someone asking to see the manager

Mackerel Fillets in Curry Sauce

You're the Bold Adventurer.
You thrive on excitement and heat — never afraid to dive headfirst into new experiences. Just like this mackerel, you've got a wild streak and a taste for the unexpected. People never know what you’ll do next, and that’s exactly how you like it.

Stuffed Octopus in Olive Oil

You're the Creative Chameleon.
Multi-talented and always adapting, you’re the kind of person who thrives in every environment — from art studios to wild dinner parties. Like the octopus, you’re graceful, clever, and full of surprises. People admire your mystery.

Codfish in Olive Oil and Garlic

You're the Classic Soul.
Reliable, refined, and deeply thoughtful, you're rooted in tradition but never boring. Just like codfish — a timeless favorite — you carry a quiet confidence and a love for the simple pleasures in life. You’re the friend everyone counts on.

Small Sardines in Tomato Sauce

You're the Life of the Party.
Zesty, loud, and full of energy, you light up every room you walk into. Like these saucy sardines, you’re packed with personality and never short on stories. People can’t help but smile when you’re around.

Tuna Fillets in Olive Oil

You're the Calm Powerhouse.
Understated but deeply impactful, you bring substance and strength to every table. Like these elegant tuna fillets, you’re smooth, balanced, and never trying too hard — yet somehow, you always win people over.

Razor Clams in Brine

The Elegant Minimalist
Refined and quietly powerful, you make simplicity feel like luxury. You don’t chase the spotlight — it finds you. Like razor shells in pure brine, your taste is clean, sharp, and unforgettable.

Small Sardines in Ravigote Sauce

The Spirited Optimist
Bright, fresh, and full of zest — you’re the type to dance in the kitchen and laugh mid-sentence. Ravigote is a punchy, herbaceous sauce, and that’s your vibe: vibrant, approachable, and never boring.

Smoked Trout Fillets with Dill and Fennel

The Introspective Naturalist
You’re thoughtful, grounded, and tuned in to the quiet beauty around you. Like cold-smoked trout with aromatic herbs, you have layers — earthy, complex, and unexpectedly cool. You’re the kind of person who makes silence feel warm.

Spiced Calamari in Ragout Sauce

The Passionate Rebel
You’re intense, magnetic, and unapologetically yourself. Just like this fiery calamary wrapped in rich ragout, you don’t hold back — in love, opinions, or style. You live life in all caps, and somehow, people always follow your lead.