TRUMP Launches AI Death Panel
"Medicare Will Require Prior Approval for Certain Procedures... will use a tactic employed by private insurers that has been heavily criticized for delaying and denying medical care." - NY Times.
"The AI companies will get a cut of the savings they generate. That creates a powerful incentive to deny more treatments. The worse it is for patients, the more money these companies make. It’s a cut to Medicare services designed to enrich tech barons." - Dan Pfeiffer
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