Boyfriend/Girlfriend Application
This is satire, unless you’re a baddie, hmu
Name
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First Name
Last Name
How old are you?
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Socials?
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Gender?
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Girl
Boy
None
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Do you work
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Yes
No
If yes, tell me about your job!
Do you have a license?
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Yes
No
Yes, with restrictions
No, but I have a permit
Do you have a car
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Yes
No
If yes, tell me about your car!
What are your hobbies?
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What are your strengths?
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What are your weaknesses? (You have some, don’t lie)
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Are you currently in a relationship?
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Yes (I’m a cheating little hoe)
No, I wouldn’t fill this out if I was
I’m in a open relationship (I’m lying and I’m a cheating little hoe)
I want a side hoe (I’m a shit bag)
Do you drink?
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Yes
No
Do you smoke?
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Yes
No
Do you use drugs?
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Yes
No
Are you a virgin?
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Yes
No
If no, body count?
1-5 (not bad)
5-10 (okay)
10-15 (I’ve been around)
15-20 (I’m a whore)
20-25+ (Seek help and/or therapy)
Give me your best pick up line!!
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Any comments? Questions? Concerns?
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This is satire!
Submit
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