Welcome to Goddess Ada's Debt Contract Agreement Form
Your debt is your devotion. Your tribute is My pleasure. You exist to give.
Name
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Name
Nickname
Email / Phone number
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example@example.com
Where did you send the minimum €111 application fee?
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Throne
Paypal
Rovolut
How much should I fuck your finances for? Don't waste My time with less than €1,000.
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What payment frequency would you prefer?
Weekly
Biweekly
Monthly
Minimum amount for each payment interval
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Day or date for each payment
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ex: Monday / every 2nd Monday / every 1st of the month
Choose a date you can pay it off by.
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Month
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Day
Year
Date
No turning back now, loser. You’re officially My financial plaything — let’s see if you can handle what you just signed up for. Any last words?
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Submit
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