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    Riverland Theatre 2026-2027
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    Show Synopsis- Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike

    Middle-aged siblings Vanya and Sonia live in the family home in Bucks County, Pennsylvania. Named after Chekhov's characters by their theater-enthusiast professor parents, Vanya and Sonia have not had to grow up. After spending their adulthood looking after their now-dead parents, neither has a job, and money is provided by their movie star sister Masha, who owns the house and pays the bills. Vanya (who is gay) and Sonia (who is forever reminding everyone that she was adopted) spend their days reflecting on their lost chances, debating whether the grove of nine cherry trees on their property constitutes an orchard and bemoaning their rather Chekhovian lot in life. The only other resident of the house is their cleaning woman Cassandra, who, like her namesake, is prone to making dire prophecies that no one believes.

    This static environment is disrupted when Masha returns home, bringing with her a flurry of drama, an endless litany of insecurity, and a much younger, gorgeous, dimwitted lover named Spike. Sonia's resentments and Masha's competitive nature begin to spark arguments, and while Vanya tries to keep the peace, he is repeatedly distracted by the preening Spike, who takes every opportunity possible to strip down and show off his muscular body. Masha's fifth marriage has recently ended and her career is starting to stall. Spike's career has never started, and his biggest claim to fame is nearly landing a part in the sequel to Entourage, Entourage 2. Another interloper arrives, the neighbor's pretty niece Nina, an aspiring actress who provokes envy in Masha, lust in Spike, and sympathy in Vanya.

    Masha has returned home to attend a costume party at an influential neighbor's house and insists that her friends and family dress as characters from Disney's animated Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, choosing to dress as Snow White. When told she will be going as one of the dwarfs, Sonia rebels and dresses up as the Evil Queen, imagining her as portrayed by Maggie Smith on her way to the Oscars. As they prepare for the party, Masha tells them she intends to sell the house, leaving Vanya and Sonia devastated.

    Things come to a head the day after the party. As Cassandra uses a voodoo doll on Masha, trying to dissuade thoughts of selling the house, Sonia receives a phone call from a man she met at the party, requesting a date. Hesitantly, she accepts. Vanya, who is secretly writing a play inspired by Konstantin's imagined symbolist drama in The Seagull, is convinced by Nina to let her read it in front of the others. During the reading (which stars Nina as a molecule and takes place after the destruction of the earth), Spike rudely answers a text on his phone, and dismisses Vanya's suggestion of a handwritten response. Vanya reacts by launching into an impassioned rant, criticizing America's cultural regression in communication and media, while fondly and wistfully recalling the surroundings and memories of his childhood. Concluding that the intent of such progress seems to make people like him feel lost and forgotten, he retreats into the kitchen in tears.

    Masha realizes that the person Spike is texting is her personal assistant, with whom he has been having an affair. She ends her relationship with him and kicks him out of the house, announcing she no longer intends to sell it. As the play ends, the three siblings, optimistic for the first time in a very long time, sit quietly together and listen to The Beatles' song "Here Comes the Sun".

     

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    Character Actions Disclosure:

    Act: Page: Scene: Characters: Action/Line:
     1  8 1 Sonia Curse "fucking life"
    1 9 1 Sonia Smashes a coffee cup on the floor
    1 9 1 Vanya Curse "Fucking coffee"
     1 11 1 Sonia Smashes the cup onto the floor
    1  18  1  Spike  Spike takes his shoes off, then takes his shirt off, then takes his pants off. He puts his shoes back on. He is now only in his underwear. 
    1  18  1  Spike and Masha  Spikes gives Mashsa a quick kiss
     1  22  1  Sonia  Refrences suicide 
     1  23  1  Sonia  Curse "fuck Hootie Pie"
    1  26  1  Masha  Cure "GOD DAMN IT"
    1  28  1  Spike He puts his clothes back on but it's immedietly sexual, as if he's in a strip club. 
    1  28  1  Spike  ...gyrating his body
    1  28  1  Spike Plays with the belt before putting it on
    1  28  1  Spike More sexual gyrating 
    1  29  1  Spike Maybe unbuttons the top three buttons of his shirt
    1  30  1  Spike  Curses "Well fuck you"
     1  30  1  Spike Friendly, but has a flirtatious vibe; he sort of does with everyone. 
     1  34  2  Spike and Masha  Spike and Mash kiss
    2 40 1 Sonia Refrences suicide
    2 40 1 Masha Curses "...winning a fucking Oscar..."
    2 41 1 Sonia Refrences Alzheimers
    2 41 1 Sonia Curses "...Fucking movie..."
    2 41 1 Sonia She cries
    2 42 1 Masha She cries
    2 42 1 Sonia and Mash They cry violently
    2 42 1 Masha and Spike She kisses him desperately 
    2 44-49 2 Masha Yelling, shouting, cries of pain
     
     
  • Character Breakdown:

    Don't let the ages deter you from auditioning!
  • Vanya
    50's, living in Bucks County. Resigned to his life, more or less, as least compared to Sonia. He is gay. 


    Sonia
    Vanya and Masha's adopted sister, early 50s, living with him in Buck's County. Discontent, upset, regretful. 


    Masha
    Their sister, 50s, glamourous and successful actress who goes gallivanting around the world.


    Spike
    An aspiring actor, 29 or younger, Masha's new companion. Sexy, self-absorbed, but otherwise outgoing and friendly. 


    Nina
    Lovely, sincere, would-be actress, early 20s, visiting her aunt and uncle next door. Star struck, earnest and energetic.


    Cassandra
    Cleaning lady and soothsayer, any age, any race.

     

  • Will you accept any role if cast?*
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  • Willing to perform hugs/embraces?*
  • Willing to perform stage kisses?*
  • How comfortable are you with heightened physicality in performance? This may include physical comedy, unusual movement, intense physical reactions, or portraying experiences such as visions or dreamlike states?*
  • How comfortable are you with heightened physicality in performance?This may include physical comedy, jogging, exercise, various forms of strength exercises (push-ups, squats, etc.)*
  • This production includes a 4.5-page monologue. Are you comfortable being considered for a role that requires memorizing and performing an extended monologue?*
  • Spike has scenes that may involve: Shirtless costuming, Underwear/baselayer costuming, Form-fitting clothing, tights, V-neck shirts, and Shorter-length shorts. We want to make sure actors feel comfortable and respected throughout the process. What are your comfort levels with this type of costuming? Please share any boundaries, accommodations, or questions you would like us to discuss below.*
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    Show Synopsis- The Lightning Thief

    Act 1
    Percy Jackson, a teenage boy with ADHD and dyslexia, is on a field trip to the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art. While there, his substitute pre-algebra teacher, Mrs. Dodds, asks to speak with him. Once alone, Mrs. Dodds transforms into a Fury, a mythological Greek demon of Hades. Thanks to a pen that transforms into a sword named Riptide, thrown to Percy by his Latin teacher, Mr. Brunner, Percy manages to fend off and vaporize Mrs. Dodds. After this incident Percy is expelled from his school on the grounds that he failed to stay with the group while being on probation. When Percy tries to explain what happened, he is shocked to find that neither Mr. Brunner, his best friend Grover Underwood, nor anyone else remembers Mrs. Dodds ("Prologue/The Day I Got Expelled"). Percy says goodbye to them and heads home for summer vacation.

    Back at his apartment, his mother, Sally Jackson, seems to understand and even forgive Percy's expulsion, while her husband, Gabe Ugliano, does not. “Smelly” Gabe abuses Percy, and Sally confesses she needs to tell him about his father, who left before Percy was born. Percy, extremely bitter about his father and upset with himself for being expelled yet again, regrets his actions and becomes increasingly hard on himself. Sally assures Percy the quirks and abnormalities of someone are what make them special ("Strong"). Sally takes Percy to the beach where she met Percy's father, and the two run into Grover. Percy is shocked when he learns that Grover is a satyr.

    Suddenly, a Minotaur (half-bull, half-man) attacks the trio. Sally sacrifices herself so that Percy and Grover can make it to a place she calls "camp". Percy kills the minotaur to avenge his mother but is kicked in the head and falls unconscious. He dreams of a man in a Hawaiian shirt, who gives him a seashell, claiming, "What belongs to the sea can always return to the sea" ("The Minotaur/The Weirdest Dream").

    When Percy awakens, he finds himself in a place called Camp Half-Blood. The shell the strange man in his dream gifted him remains in his pocket. The camp director, Mr. D (who is actually Dionysus, god of wine and madness), reluctantly explains to Percy that he is a demigod, the son of a human and a Greek god ("Another Terrible Day"). Mr. Brunner (who is really Chiron, an immortal centaur), is also at the camp and explains to Percy that the gods will send a sign to claim him. However, Percy is still skeptical and angry that his father has never shown any sign of interest in him at all. Luke Castellan, the son of Hermes, sympathizes with Percy, telling him that many half-bloods never know their godly parents, as they are not claimed ("Their Sign").

    Percy settles in and meets several other campers such as Silena Beauregard (a daughter of Aphrodite), Katie Gardner (a daughter of Demeter), Clarisse La Rue (a daughter of Ares, who immediately dislikes Percy), and Annabeth Chase (a daughter of Athena, who took care of Percy while he was unconscious). Annabeth quickly takes the helm as leader during a game of capture the flag, instructing Percy to sit and wait in the boys' bathroom so he won't "mess things up". Clarisse singles him out and tries to "pulverize" him, but the toilets unexpectedly burst and soak her ("Put You in Your Place"). After things settle down, the campers sit around a campfire and vent about their unsteady, and in some cases harmful, relationships with both their godly and mortal parents ("The Campfire Song").

    Percy is claimed as the son of Poseidon, god of the sea, and it is at once rumored that Zeus' lightning bolt has been stolen, and Percy is the culprit. Percy is told he and two others must go on a quest to retrieve the bolt to prevent a war between the gods. He is also sent to receive a prophecy from the Oracle of Delphi ("The Oracle"). After the Oracle's prophecy, Percy is upset that he has to leave Camp Half-Blood for a quest that will be unsuccessful ("Good Kid"). Percy only accepts the quest because Luke hints that his mother will be in the Underworld - the location of the search - since Hades is now rumored to be the real thief. Annabeth and Grover force themselves into the quest, and after a pair of winged shoes is given to them by Luke, the three are thrust into the woods with little care and protection ("Killer Quest!").
    Act 2
    Percy, Annabeth, and Grover reflect on the task they've been given, and vow to try their hardest, even if they may fail ("Try"). The three questers then escape a bus which was attacked by the three Furies. Just after blowing it up, they become hopelessly lost ("Lost!"). In a frantic decision, Percy suggests they should enter Aunty Em's Garden Gnome Emporium. The strange Auntie Em wants to take pictures of them, but she is revealed to be Medusa. Percy cuts off her head with his pen/sword Riptide, and, as a joke, sends the head by mail to the gods. Annabeth seems particularly upset with this run-in, so while Grover scouts out their surroundings, Percy questions her about it. She confesses that she has always been ignored by everyone around her, and is desperate for a chance to prove herself to Athena, her mother, and make the history books ("My Grand Plan").

    Grover returns with train tickets to St. Louis and they set off, encountering many dangers along the way such as a Chimera, nasty storms, and the Lotus Hotel and Casino. They also meet up with Ares, who gives them a lift to Nevada ("Drive"). While on a bus ride to Los Angeles, Percy has a dream of a man speaking with someone whom he refers to as "my lord". The powerful voice mentions sacrifices and brings up a name: Thalia ("The Weirdest Dream Reprise"). Percy wakes with a jolt and asks Grover if he has ever heard of someone named Thalia. Grover confesses that a few years ago he was sent to escort Luke, Annabeth, and Thalia Grace - Zeus's daughter - to camp. On the way there they were attacked, and Grover failed to save Thalia, who, sacrificing herself, was turned into the tree that protects the borders of Camp Half-Blood. Grover holds himself responsible and thinks Percy must be ashamed of him ("The Tree on the Hill"). Percy assures Grover that no matter who he is or what he does, Percy will always want him as a friend. Percy brings up that the Oracle said that he would fail the quest, but he, Grover, and Annabeth all reaffirm their devotion to one another ("Try (Reprise)").

    The trio arrive in the Underworld, where they are given a tour of the horrors by Charon and several long-dead musicians ("DOA"). Percy realizes that the lightning bolt is hidden in his backpack, and the three work out how it could have gotten there. Percy is nearly dragged into Tartarus by the shoes Luke gave him, and the group is discovered. After a brief conversation with an innocent Hades, Percy withdraws the shell from his pocket and blows it, realizing it was from Poseidon. It opens a portal out of the Underworld. Vowing to return to save his mother, Percy, Annabeth, and Grover escape. Percy hypothesizes that Ares is the one who planted the bolt in his bag, and comes to terms with himself and his father. He declares himself a son of Poseidon, and with his powers over water and the help of Annabeth and Grover he beats Ares ("Son of Poseidon").

    The trio return to the camp as heroes, but Percy couldn't be more troubled. He confides in Luke that he feels just as confused as before, and Luke tells him that he also felt that way after his own quest. Luke tells Percy that he is the lightning thief, and that he has teamed up with Kronos to get back at the gods, who he feels have done him wrong ("The Last Day of Summer"). Luke attacks Percy and flees. Percy declares that there will be a war, no matter how they try to stall it, but he and his friends will be prepared and do whatever it takes to fight it ("Bring on the Monsters").

     

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    Character Actions Disclosure:

    Act: Page: Characters: Action/Line:
    1 10 Gabe Verbally abusive
    1 16 Sally Attacked by the Minotaur
    1 18-21 Mr. D

    Verbally Offensive

    Song - “Another Terrible Day”

    1 22 Percy Realizes his Mom, Sally, is dead
    1 27-31 Clarisse

    Aggressively violent

    Song - “Put You in Your Place”

    1 38-40 Mr. D. Verbally abusive
    2 60-61 Aunty Em Tries to kill Annabeth, Grover, and Percy
    2 95 Luke Tries to kill percy
     
     
  • Character Breakdown:

  • Half-Bloods (Demigods) 
    Percy Jackson - Son of Poseidon, a good kid with a teenage temper 


    Annabeth Chase - Daughter of Athena, smarter than you 


    Luke Castellan - Son of Hermes, cool camp counselor 


    Clarisse LaRue – Daughter of Ares, tough jock girl 


    Silena Beauregard - Daughter of Aphrodite, looking for love 


    Katie Gardner - Daughter of Demeter, earthy 


    Thalia Grace - Daughter of Zeus, brave 


    Bianca - Mysterious girl in 1930s clothes 


    Gods 
    Mr. D - aka Dionysus, god of wine, snarky camp director

     
    Poseidon - God of the sea, salty beach bum 


    Ares - God of war, rockstar in leather pants 


    Hades - God of the dead, moody and melodramatic 
     
    Non-Humans 
    Grover Underwood - A happy-go-lucky satyr 


    Mr. Brunner aka Chiron - Wise centaur, part-time Latin Teacher 


    Charon - Ferryperson to the Underworld 


    Aunty Em - aka Medusa, avid sculptor

     
    Mrs. Dodds - A Fury, Alecto, posing as a substitute algebra teacher 


    The Oracle - prophetic mummy 


    Squirrel 


    Minotaur - Half-man, half-bull 


    Echidna - Mother of monsters 


    DJ Cerberus - 3-dog-headed DJ in the Underworld 
     
    Humans 
    Sally Jackson - Percy’s hard-working mother

     
    Gabe Ugliano - Percy’s foul stepfather 


    Nancy Bobofit 


    Greyhound Passenger 1 
    Greyhound Passenger 2 
    Train Conductor 
    Newscaster 
    Farmer 
    James Brown? 
    Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart 
    Kurt Cobain 
    Janis Joplin 
     
    Half-Blood Campers, Students, Echoes, Statues, The Dead, Vienna Boys Choir, Ghouls, Water Chorus 
     
     

     

  • Will you accept any role if cast?*
  • Willing to perform hugs/embraces?*
  • Willing to perform fight choreogrpahy?*
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  • What to bring and Prepare day of the Audition:

    Returning Riverland students: Please come prepared with your materials, a one-minute monolouge. First-time auditioners: No prepared material needed; just come ready to participate. Community members: Prepared materials are optional. Please wear clothes you feel comfortable moving in and please where close-toed shoes.
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