• Bell Should Tattoo His Head

    Thank you for taking the time to read and sign this petition! Principal Bell has agreed that if it gets 300 signatures, he will tattoo a Nyan Cat on his head.
  • Principal Bell has only been in power for a year, and in that time he has managed to grossly misuse his power and stifle the connectivity of the NC community. By getting a tattoo of a Nyan Cat on his head, he not only pays reparations to the student body, but also reminds everyone that he is just a person.

     

    No matter how seriously he takes himself, David Bell is ultimately just a man. How many of us have rolled our eyes or run out of the bathroom for fear that Mr. Bell was entering? Too many.


    By participating in this petition, you give no vital information other than your name (which does not have to be entirely accurate). All names under this petition will be kept anonymous, viewed only by the creator of the petition. The administration will have no information about the participants of the petition. 

     

    Good for you for coming this far and deciding to support the cause! As the creator of this petition, I, Sophia Allsen, am prepared to face the full consequence of this petition. Should this backfire and I end up getting euthanized by our administration, remember who shut down our protest against ICE. Remember who made the decision to defund our Engineering pathway. Remember whose bald head has terrorized these halls since the beginning of the year. David Bell.

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