Live Stream Terms & Conditions (aka the Fine Print You’ll Probably Pretend to Read)
By purchasing or using this ticket, you agree to the following terms. Yes, even if you didn’t read them. We see you.
1. Streaming Access
This ticket grants you access to one (1) live stream event.
2. Internet Is Required
A stable internet connection is essential. We are not responsible for buffering, lag, or your neighbor’s suspiciously weak Wi-Fi. We can stream talent, not bandwidth.
3. No Recordings Please (like not the whole stream lol)
Recording & reproducing stream is not allowed. Unless your goldfish wants to watch too—then maybe. But legally… still no.
4. No Refunds, No Regrets
All sales are final, once you've bought your ticket you're in for the ride!
5. Tech Gremlins
While we try to keep things smooth, unexpected glitches, audio hiccups, or surprise cameos may occur. It’s live. That’s the fun (and terror) of it.
6. Content Warning
This event may include explicit language, adult themes, sexual content, and jokes that would get us banned at a PTA meeting. Viewer discretion is strongly advised.