August 2026: I Heard That Child Labor is Fine if They're Your Own Children
Summer break is OVER, kids. Back to the pizza mines! Fill out the form below to reserve your pizza and I'll follow up with donation and pickup information via email. If no slots appear below, that means we're sold out. You can DM me to bid on the final pickup slot of the drop (timing and pizza are both your choice, big spender). See you on Friday!
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What would you like? (Limit 1 pizza per person)
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Hula Pig (Spicy). - Country Ham, Bacon, Grilled Pineapple, Fried Garlic, Pickled Hot Peppers, BBQ Sauce Drizzle, Scallions
Hula Pig (Mild). - Same as above, but no hot peps.
The Royko - Italian Sausage, Hot Giardiniera
Sassidge - Sausage, but spelled with a Chicago accent
Cheeses - Some of em!
City in a Giardiniera - A giarden of earthly delights
Forbidden Fruit - Roasted Pineapple, Garlic, Pickled Jalapeños
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