Great Speedrun: Victuals, Vocals and Vitals
Some of the most important parts of the LNP stadium experience are the musical and culinary camaraderie its fans get to enjoy. We hope you'll help us make sure it's as good as possible.
For which town (and therefore team) are you providing information?
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Santos (Saints) de Adjuntas
Arzobispos (Archbishops) de Aguada
Colmillos (Fangs) de Aguadilla
Mulos (Mules) de Aguas Buenas
Fríos (Cold Ones) de Aibonito
Matadioses (Godkillers) de Añasco
Lobos (Wolves) de Arecibo
Telegrafistas (Telegraph Operators) de Arroyo
Marineros (Sailors) de Barceloneta
Ilustres (Illustrious Ones) de Barranquitas
Lecheros (Milkmen) de Bayamón
Combatientes (Combatants) de Cabo Rojo
Coquís (Coquís) de Caguas
Murciélagos (Bats) de Camuy
Chupacabras (Chupacabras) de Canóvanas
Tumbabrazos (Arm Hackers) de Carolina
Guardacostas (Coast Guards) de Cataño
Cornúpetas (Horn Attackers) de Cayey
Picudos (Marlins) de Ceiba
Galanes (Handsome Ones) de Ciales
Palomas (Doves) de Cidra
Termales (Thermals) de Coamo
Guabaleros (Whip Spiders) de Comerío
Mofongueros (Mofongo Eaters) de Corozal
Tortugas (Turtles) de Culebra
Ejemplares (Exemplars) de Dorado
Insolentes (Insolents) de Fajardo
Mogotes (Hills) de Florida
Amigos (Friends) de Guánica
Hechiceros (Sorcerers) de Guayama
Eléctricos (Electrics) de Guayanilla
Libertadores (Liberators) de Guaynabo
Taínos (Taínos) de Gurabo
Canarios (Canarians) de Hatillo
Romeros (Pilgrims) de Hormigueros
Milagrosos (Miraculous Ones) de Humacao
Quesiteros (Cheese Eaters) de Isabela
Cerros (Peaks) de Jayuya
Reyes (Kings) de Juana Díaz
Valencianos (Valencians) de Juncos
Marcianos (Martians) de Lajas
Fieles (Loyal Ones) de Lares
Citricos (Citrics) de Las Marías
Menestrales (Artisans) de Las Piedras
Vejigantes (Vejigantes) de Loíza
Soles (Suns) de Luquillo
Acropolitanos (Acropolis Dwellers) de Manatí
Cafeteros (Coffee Growers) de Maricao
Artilleros (Cannoneers) de Maunabo
Capitanes (Captains) de Mayagüez
Rebeldes (Rebels) de Moca
Sanisalvos (Safe-and-Sounds) de Morovis
Navegadores (Navigators) de Naguabo
Brillantes (Brilliant Ones) de Naranjito
Caciques (Caciques) de Orocovis
Cuervos (Crows) de Patillas
Güiristas (Güiro Players) de Peñuelas
Señores (Lords) de Ponce
Corsarios (Corsairs) de Quebradillas
Ingenieros (Engineers) de Rincón
Cotorras (Parrots) de Río Grande
Tejedores (Weavers) de Sabana Grande
Pescadores (Fishermen) de Salinas
Golondrinas (Swallows) de San Germán
Metropolitanos (Metropolitans) de San Juan
Leyendas (Legends) de San Lorenzo
Pepinos (Cucumbers) de San Sebastián
Corceles (Steeds) de Santa Isabel
Poetas (Poets) de Toa Alta
Jinetes (Riders) de Toa Baja
Macabeos (Fritters) de Trujillo Alto
Arribeños (Highlanders) de Utuado
Martilleros (Hammerers) de Vega Alta
Cañeros (Canecutters) de Vega Baja
Esqueletos (Skeletons) de Vieques
Mercaderes (Tradesmen) de Villalba
Dulceros (Confectioners) de Yabucoa
Corsos (Corsicans) de Yauco
Each team's name is provided in English and Spanish, as well as the town.
Part I: Victuals
Every team in the LNP has a Dodger Dog equivalent—something you could only ever get at that stadium.
What special food does your town have?
A local claim to fame, like Naguabo's pastelillos de chapín or Trujillo Alto's macabeos.
Describe the food in as much detail as you'd like.
We'll take care of making it good copy.
Part II: Vocals
Every team in the LNP also has a few traditional fan songs—fun, easy to sing, and preferably absolutely terrifying to hear as an opposing team. Help us choose them! Songs in Spanish are preferred but by no means required.
Name the FIRST song you'd assign to this team.
Most LNP fan songs are related to the team name in some way, shape, or form, but there's also ones that are just traditional to the town.
Who's the artist?
This helps us narrow it down when we're looking for links.
Name the SECOND song you'd assign to this team.
The song might be by a songwriter who lived or was from the town, or it might have a particular resonance to residents there for historical reasons.
Who's the artist?
This also helps us narrow it down when we're looking for links.
Name the THIRD song you'd assign to this team.
Or, maybe, it's just a damn good pun, and you can't beat those.
Who's the artist?
You guessed it: helps us narrow it down when we're looking for links.
Part III: Vitals
Of the 78 LNP teams, 22 are still lacking a mascot. We welcome any and all ideas to help.
For which town (and therefore team) are you providing mascot ideas?
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Combatientes (Combatants) de Cabo Rojo
Galanes (Handsome Ones) de Ciales
Ejemplares (Exemplars) de Dorado
Mogotes (Hills) de Florida
Taínos (Taínos) de Gurabo
Canarios (Canarians) de Hatillo
Romeros (Pilgrims) de Hormigueros
Cerros (Peaks) de Jayuya
Reyes (Kings) de Juana Díaz
Valencianos (Valencians) de Juncos
Fieles (Loyal Ones) de Lares
Menestrales (Artisans) de Las Piedras
Capitanes (Captains) de Mayagüez
Caciques (Caciques) de Orocovis
Güiristas (Güiro Players) de Peñuelas
Señores (Lords) de Ponce
Corsarios (Corsairs) de Quebradillas
Tejedores (Weavers) de Sabana Grande
Leyendas (Legends) de San Lorenzo
Jinetes (Riders) de Toa Baja
Arribeños (Highlanders) de Utuado
Corsos (Corsicans) de Yauco
We may be making you repeat yourself, but there are many fewer teams in the selection this time around.
Write down some animals or concepts we should look at.
Truly, go for it. We made a mascot out of a treasure chest and part of a wall. You can't stump us.
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