Mistress Nirvana's Slave Application

So you think that you can handle being my bitch? Only a select few have what it takes to uncondonditionally devote themselves to me. If you think you are worthy, fill out this form in it's completion, and submit it to me along with a tribute via GiftRocket.com to Mistress.Nirvana.Tribute@gmail.com in the amount of $50 (or more, if you really want to show me how fucking desperate & pathetic you are). Higher tributes will catch my attention before others, so I will be reading the applications from those of you scum fucks that tribute high amounts FIRST. It is NOT first come, first serve. The more you tribute, the quicker you will get a response from me. IF I DO NOT RECIEVE A TRIBUTE FROM YOU IN THE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF $50 OR MORE, YOUR APPLICATION WILL BE DELETED. Make sure that ALL FIELDS are filled out, and that you twits aren't fucking lying to me, because I WILL find out either at the time I review your application, or later down the line IF I accept you as my slave and have you fill out a contract! If at any point I find out you lied to me, if a contract exists, you will be severely punished at the risk of having your contract terminated, and if there is not yet a contract, you will IMMEDIATLY be ignored, and I will have no further contact with you. I verify ALL information DISCREETLY while protecting your privacy and without revealing the nature of my cause. ANY INCOMPLETE FORMS WILL BE THROWN OUT.  If you can't even handle this simple task, then why would I even fucking consider you?! BEGIN NOW. I'm waiting...

Now, I need to know which part of the kink lifestyle you enjoy. Please choose most important starting at the top, and work your way down, leaving the least important at the bottom. I know you're a sick fuck! Don't you dare hide anything from me. If you have more kinks than there are boxes, please add the rest of your fetishes in the "Additional Info" area at the end of the form. I DO NOT PARTICIPATE IN ANY FETISH THAT IS ILLEGAL, SO DON'T ASK.