You enter a cafeteria and see the following people sitting at tables and over hear what the lunch time conversations might be:
Table 1
Moses – Telling the story of “that one time” he had to lead a group through the wilderness and how no one packed snacks.
Elijah – Complaining about how the cafeteria portions aren’t big enough, then telling about the time God fed him by ravens.
Elisha –Telling the story about the time he made an iron axe head float, then wondering aloud if he could use the same trick on a dropped phone in the toilet.
Paul – Sharing a 12-part story about a trip he took, complete with moral lessons, while waving a fork for emphasis
Table 2
David – Talking about how writing songs is therapy, then casually mentioning the time he beat a giant with a rock.
Jacob – Giving tips on how to negotiate for better dessert trades, using his own life as a case study.
Ruth – Sharing her story of loyalty, kindness, and how she adapted to life in a totally new culture.
Amos – Critiquing the cafeteria fruit and explaining why it doesn’t compare to the figs back home.
Table 3
Joshua – Explaining in detail how to “march” to victory, even in a dodgeball game.
Deborah – Sharing motivational speeches about courage and teamwork, while also organizing next week’s field trip.
Gideon – Asking everyone at the table if they think this lunch is “really from God” and requesting multiple confirmations.
Samson – Telling wild gym-class stories that somehow always end with something breaking.
Table 4
Solomon – Giving relationship and life advice to anyone who even vaguely mentions dating or stress.
Daniel – Talking about his strict diet, why it matters, and how it once landed him in trouble with the cafeteria manager.
Ezra – Reading the daily lunch menu out loud like it’s a sacred document and explaining every dish.
Nehemiah – Complaining about the inefficient lunch line setup and pitching a 12-step improvement plan.
Table 5
Jonah – Explaining (for the fifth time) that his fear of seafood is “complicated.”
Peter – Telling bold fishing stories that start strong but end with him admitting it didn’t go as planned.
Mary Magdalene – Talking about personal transformation and how people can change for the better.
John the Baptist – Trying to convince everyone that honey-covered grasshoppers are actually delicious.