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Hart Attacks BBQ and Smoked Meats, Smokey Sides & Smoked Desserts
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Please note, all of our smokey, delicious products are fully cooked to perfection and served "family style." Our brisket and ribs, for example, are deliverd warm and are not cut up but delivered whole, preserving the moisture and tastes, allowing you to serve it just the way you want. We request all orders be placed at least three-days prior to date of delivery. Visit the Order Area at the bottom of this Menu for online orders.
Menu Items
Slow-Smoked Beef Brisket
We take top-grade beef brisket and smoke it for almost a full-day with our special mixture of hardwoods, creating a smokey, fall-apart delight. The slow cooking process transforms the brisket so each mouthful is a tender, delicous bite. Each brisket is sold whole, fully cooked and ready to eat.
Each order is approximately a 5 pound brisket prior to cooking. $60
Each order is approximately a 5 pound brisket prior to cooking.
$60
Smoked Baby Back Ribs
Our signature dry spice rub covers each rack of baby back ribs and flavors marinate deep. We then smoke each rack for almost a half day using special hardwoods to give each bite a distinctive, smokey flavor.
Each order is approximately 12 baby-back ribs. $25
Each order is approximately 12 baby-back ribs.
$25
Hardwood Smoked Country-Style Ribs
Country style ribs are the meatier version of babyback ribs. We rub our special spice blend on these meaty delights, let those spices soak into the meat then smoke each order to perfection for almost a full day making each bit a mouth watering delight.
Each order is approximately 12 country-style ribs. $25
Each order is approximately 12 country-style ribs.
Fall-Apart Pulled Pork
We marinate the best quality pork shoulders for days in a mixture including garlic, fresh thyme and our secret spice blend. After all these flavors have infused throughout the shoulder, we then smoke this porky delight over hardwoods for almost a day untl the meat falls apart and literally melts in your mouth.
One order is approx. a 5-pound shoulder prior to cooking. $45
One order is approx. a 5-pound shoulder prior to cooking.
$45
Smoked Chicken Wings
Meaty chicken wings are specially marinated in a salty brine then rubbed with our signature dry rub spice mix. After all the flavors soak in we smoke each order over a mixture of hardwoods for several hours until perfect.
Approximately 24-smoked wings in each order. $35
Approximately 24-smoked wings in each order.
$35
Whole Smoked Chicken
We take the best free-range chickens, marinate them in a secret brine and then dust each chicken with our signature poultry spice rub. We then smoke every bird for hours until each smokey, salty, garlicky bite melts in your mouth.
Average bird size 4-pounds. Enough to feed five. $12
Average bird size 4-pounds. Enough to feed five.
$12
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Fresh Made Sides
Smoked Corn on the Cob & Compound Lime Butter
We take sweet and tender corn on the cob and smoke it over hardwoods for hours, infusing each kernel with a delightfully smokey flavor. If you have never eaten smoked corn, now's your chance. Served with a lime compound butter.
Six smoked and fully-cooked ears per order & compound lime butter. $12
Six smoked and fully-cooked ears per order & compound lime butter.
Four-Cheese Smoked Mac 'n' Cheese
You'll be blown away by the smoky, cheesy flavors in this Four Cheese Smoked Mac 'n' Cheese. If you've never tasted macaroni and cheese in a smoker, you're in for a real treat! We cook each pan in our smoker for hours, infusing the smokey goodness. The smoker adds a hearty, summer flavor to this mac and cheese recipe to make it a whole new flavor experience.
One mac 'n cheese order feeds six to eight adults. $25
One mac 'n cheese order feeds six to eight adults.
Greek Pasta Salad
This salad goes perfectly with smoked meats. The herb infused vegetables are complimented by a fresh, salty feta cheese and all brought together with our secret Greek Salad Dressing.
One order serves six to eight adults. $25
One order serves six to eight adults.
Spiked Rice with Smoked Vegetables
This is our special version of dirty rice. We smoke peppers, onions and other vegetables over hardwoods until the smokey goodness has kissed each. Then we mix up a batch of our dirty rice spiked with special spices and these freshly smoked vegetables making this a rice dish that has amazing depths of flavor.
One order serves six to eight adults. $20
$20
Smokey, Sweet & Savory After-Bites
Smoked then Grilled Pineapple Skewers with Coconut Dipping Sauce
Smoking pineapple kicks up the sweet flavors of this fruit to new heights. We smoke pineapple skewers over hardwoods then take these smokey delights and grill them for yet another level of smokiness. We serve each order with our special coconut sauce to make this a great way to end a meal.
Six skewers per order with coconut dipping sauce. $12
Six skewers per order with coconut dipping sauce.
Smoked Fresh Fruit Arrangement
Cold-smoking is a great technique that introduces a complex, smoky flavor to fruits without cooking the fruit or drying it out. This process keeps their texture firm and their color and raw nutritional benefits intact while infusing each bite with sweet hardwood flavors. Our special spicy honey sauce is included with each order.
Order contains 4-adult servings with honey sauce. $50
Order contains 4-adult servings with honey sauce.
$50
Really Smoked Fresh Cheese Arrangement
Unfortunately, most of the mass produced "smoked" cheeses we buy is not smoked at all but flavored with liquid chemicals. We offer a Really Smoked Fresh Cheese Arrangement that is a perfect ending for a meal of smokey meats and sides. We purchase the highest quality cheeses then smoke each use a cold smoke method to infuse sweet, yet complex flavorsof hardwoods like hickory and apple throughout each chunk. We include crackers and our signature spicy honey sauce to drizzle on each smokey, cheesy bite.
Unfortunately, most of the mass produced "smoked" cheeses we buy is not smoked at all but flavored with liquid chemicals.
We offer a Really Smoked Fresh Cheese Arrangement that is a perfect ending for a meal of smokey meats and sides. We purchase the highest quality cheeses then smoke each use a cold smoke method to infuse sweet, yet complex flavorsof hardwoods like hickory and apple throughout each chunk. We include crackers and our signature spicy honey sauce to drizzle on each smokey, cheesy bite.
Order contains four varieties of freshly smoked cheeses with honey sauce portioned for four adults. $50
Order contains four varieties of freshly smoked cheeses with honey sauce portioned for four adults.
Smoked & Spiced Mixed Nuts
Most smoked nuts purchaesd commercially are not really smoked, but bathed in a chemical smoke solution. We don't believe smoke should taste like a chemical. We take the best variety of mixed nuts, roast them, then smoke them over sweet hardwoods until the smoke has infuesed every nut. Then we dust each batch with our special spicey-honey salt mix providing a taste sensation you won't soon forget.
Half-pound of smokey, spiced mixed nuts. $12
Half-pound of smokey, spiced mixed nuts.
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