Thought Police Reporting Form

Dear Big Brother,

this is either a member of the Thought Police of Oceania that wishes to inform you of individual infractions of the Party Ideology of INGSOC.

The offender's name is...*

The offender is under suspicion for the following infractions against Big Brother and INGSOC (mark all that apply)*

The offender did not carry books in their right hand. Bags and purses were not worn over the right shoulder.The offender posted to social media, engaged in snapchat, took a selfie, a BE REAL, or made a TikTok during school hours.Black was not worn at all times and visible without having to look for it.The offender did not great fellow classmates with "Good morning, Comrade," or "Good afternoon, Comrade," before any other speech commenced.The offender did not greet ALL teachers with the phrase, "I am eager to learn today," OR depart from the class saying, "Thank you, Comrade."The offender did not use the standard-issue Party Black Pen for all class work in all classes except math where a pencil is allowed.The offender chewed gum or drank a beverage other than water or Victory Coffee and therefore caused a learning distraction, either in Airstrip One (Room 220) or in another area of Oceania (another classroom).The offender littered, or passed litter on the floors without picking it up.The offender walked on the LEFT side of the hallway (instead of the required RIGHT side of the hallway).The offender informed non-Party members of their allegiance to the Party during school hours.The offender did not enter the building through the Party Office Courtyard, or they opened a door for another student that was not the Party Office Courtyard door.During Party announcements (morning and afternoon), the offender did not say "GO RAMS" in a voice sufficiently loud enough for other students and teachers to hear.The offender used their personal cell phone during instructional time in another class, which deterred from productivity.When speaking to lunch staff, custodians, office staff, or any non-teaching adult, the offender did not express gratitude for their service by greeting them with the phrase, "We appreciate your work on behalf of our education."The offender had their head on their desk or was sleeping in class, which detracts from productivity.

Provide Details involving the specifics of the infringement and your justification for reporting this person.*

Do you have photographic evidence? If so, upload it.

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What is your name?*

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*WARNING - Big Brother takes these submissions seriously. Any false accusations, or accusations made without sufficient evidence could lead to your removal from the Party and disappearance from history (you will be reprimanded with a Room 101 punishment).