LaScene_Artist_application

Artist_application_form

Roster closed for 2026. Doors sealed. Curtain up! Now casting the class of 2027. Read the directions. Actually read them. Then tell us who you are when no one’s asking for an artist statement. What shaped you? What stuck? What refuses to leave? We’ll get to the work. Relax. But YOU come first. Not the portfolio. Not the polish. We want YOU as a HUMAN. Not a headline. Being Crew isn’t passive. It’s not a vibe you just show up for. It’s deadlines. It’s showing up when it’s inconvenient. It’s working independently and still moving as a unit. It’s posting, sharing, engaging, building momentum together. When one of us moves, we all move. Are you ready? Tell us your story. Sanity optional. Chaos preferred.
What’s your name? (real or chosen)*

First NameLast Name
Email: (No you're not opting into promotional emails)
example@example.com
Phone or Whatsapp:*
Instagram Handle: (Maybe we'll slip into your DMs)
TikTok Handle:
Where do you live?*
City, state if applicable, and country or Nomadic Citizen of the world.
The Confessional. Tell us about YOU. Give us a brief glimpse of you AS A HUMAN, NOT AS AN ARTIST. What’s your (unedited) story? What drives you? What moves you? What makes you tick? How is your lived experience uniquely yours?*
Do you have lifetime sales of at least 50,000€?*

YesNo
Do you have lifetime sales of OVER 500,000€?*

YesNoI have no fucking idea
Is your social media community at least 1,000 strong?*

YesNoWTF is social media?
Is your social media community over 100,000 strong?*

Yes, I’m a rockstarThat’s a no for me
Can you have ten pieces in a cohesive collection that represent your ethos ready to ship by 1st of February, 2027?*

Hell yes!No, but I can have 7I can maybe get you 5
Do you speak English and/or French?*

EnglishFrench
Have you been a working/selling artist for at least five years?*

I’m an OGFive to ten yearsNot yet
What is your average retail price point?*

Under 5,000 €5,001-10,000 €10,000-25,000 €25,000 €+
Are you authorized to work in the European Union?*

YesNo
How would you like to share your work?*

LinkUploadBoth
Please upload five pictures of your work that represents you as an artist.

Cancelof
Please include a link to your selected work.
Validation Helper*
Should be Empty:

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