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The NUNYA CHAMPAGNE ROOM Pre-Order Portal

The NUNYA CHAMPAGNE ROOM Pre-Order Portal

You’ve made it past the velvet rope. This ain’t a normal order form—this is your fast pass to flavor-fueled debauchery.Just tell us what you’re craving and where to deliver it.  Just sinful bread showing up like a carb fairy with boundary issues.👉 Smash that Start button below and prepare for a mouthful of regret you’ll want to relive.Because let’s be honest… you’ve had worse in your mouth.
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    🥖 How Pre-Orders Work

    I take Pre-Orders every week from Sunday through Tuesday at 5 PM.

    I will deliver to a meet up location or agreed upon location on Saturdays in your area.  cough* St Genevive.. cough*... or Cape G — easy peasy. I will text you or you can text me and get this set up.   


    If you order, I’ll bake. You just show up and enjoy.

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    Select your products (the little numbers below are a product). Then click number you want with + symbol. You will figure it out or you won't and then you won't get the goods. So either way the pressure is on you.
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    • 🍓Berry Legal
      🍓Berry LegalSweet chaos in a jar.Strawberries and trouble, whipped to misbehave. She doesn't spread evenly—and she doesn't care. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🍓 Berry Naughty
      🍓 Berry NaughtySmooth. Smart. Still dangerous. Blueberries, lemon, and zero guilt. She keeps it classy while getting wild on toast. It’s not a crime if she leaves you wanting more. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🍯 Cin & Sugar
      🍯 Cin & SugarWarm, nostalgic... and a total liar. This classic comfort combo hides a reckless streak. Great on toast. Better in questionable decisions. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🧄 Onyo Knees
      🧄 Onyo KneesBalsamic Onion never felt so seductive. Savory, bold, and unapologetically bossy. Best spread with confidence and a warning. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • ☕ Espress-Ohh
      ☕ Espress-OhhNot safe for breakfast.Dark roast drama with a smooth finish. Wakes you up—and possibly ruins you for regular coffee. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🥃 Rummed & Reckless (SEASONAL)
      🥃 Rummed & Reckless (SEASONAL)Drips drama & Island Flavors like mango, banana, pineapple and of course a little actual rum.Sticky, spicy, and just a little unhinged. A spread for pirates, poets, and post-brunch mistakes.
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    • 👑 Madam Mable – The Original Sourdough
      👑 Madam Mable – The Original SourdoughMother dough. Head hoe. All rise. Crusty, classic, and commanding respect with every slice. She raised the rest. They still rise for her. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🥐 Berry Bad Influence
      🥐 Berry Bad InfluenceThe kind of loaf that talks you into things.Loaded with blueberries, plant-based cream cheese, and lemon zest. Tart, thicc, and a perfect match for Berry Naughty Whipt📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🧀 Goud Girl Gone Bad
      🧀 Goud Girl Gone BadIt melts. It misbehaves. It knows it’s better than you. Rich gouda. Sweet caramelized onions. Golden crust. She pairs with Onyo’ Knees and takes no responsibility for what happens next. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🍌 Banana Baby Momma
      🍌 Banana Baby MommaShe keeps showing up unwrapped. Bananas, melty chocolate chips, buttery toffee, and a maple-drizzled crust. Sticky, soft, and totally reckless. Loves getting wild with Cin & Sugar. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🍑 Peach Please
      🍑 Peach PleaseShe’s sweet. She’s soft. She’s absolutely over it. Juicy peaches, toasted pecans, brown sugar, oatmeal, and plant-based cream cheese baked into a golden thiccc cobbler loaf. Peachy perfection with Berry Naughty. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🍫 Mistress Mocha
      🍫 Mistress MochaDark. Bold. Will ruin your relationship with white bread. Double chocolate, espresso, and full-bodied flavor. Fierce alone. Even better when paired with Espress-Ohh. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🥕 Carrot Bae
      🥕 Carrot BaeYour momma wouldn’t approve of this carrot cake. Carrot juice, plump raisins, cinnamon sugar swirl, and soft sourdough attitude. Moist and naughty with a classic twist. Definitely not church-approved. 📜 Pre-Order
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    • 🍪 Chip Tease (Chocolate Chip Sourdough Cookies)
      🍪 Chip Tease (Chocolate Chip Sourdough Cookies)🍪 Chip Tease (Pack of 8 Large Cookies)She’s gooey. She’s salty. She’s not here to cuddle.Classic chocolate chip gets dirty with shaved sea salt and golden edges.Thick in the middle, soft like your ex, and always just one bite from regret.This cookie doesn’t whisper “homemade.”It screams “You’re gonna need a moment.”Chip Tease.She melts. You spiral.📜 Pre-Order
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      So I can send you emails and stuff. Lots of spam to drive you crazy. JK
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      I probably already have it but just incase.
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