PrimeTime Pricing (12PM-3PMESTÂ only): $1,200-90 minutes
South Carolina Hometown Special 50% off
If this describes you: you'd find my offer a deal...it beats paying for hope and scams.
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You have DISTINCT preferences in bed and while you can enjoy "fun" without those needs being met, it's like having popcorn without salt, BLAND and BORING.
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You've seen it all and done it all, and the last thing you want to do is WASTE TIME on lukewarm BORING interchangeable bodies. You've been with enough beauty in your life to know that it's the bare MINIMUM and not worth paying obscene sums JUST for looks alone
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You hate beating around the bush and find it useful to avoid the easily offended snowflake types and are willing to pay a premium to guarantee that you can be FREE during our time together.
How does this differ from the EmergenSEE Service or P411 Mystery Deal?
Shorter time blocks are available IF (and only if) emergenSEE service is open.Â
The P411 mystery deal is an offshoot of EmergenSEE service and has certain limits (its only hourly and available *sometimes*).
EmergenSEE service is for men who prioritize utility OVER artsy-fartsy (not because they are anti-art or contempt for creature comforts but pragmatism. Its a hedge against getting disappointed and let down by getting too woo-woo and then feeling like Boo Boo the Fool)
You can scroll all the way back UPâŹď¸to the top and go to the EmergenSEE Service page or click here if you've decided that fast is more your speed.
How do I know which option is RIGHT for me?
If you've recognized that Rome wasn't built in a day...and pitching a tent is faster than building a skyscraper...and you've BEEN THERE DONE CHEAP (have the stained bed sheets)
Chances are, you're ready to give 90 minutes a try.Â
Want more time?
Although there is a 90 minute minimum, after that...
15 min-$200 / 30 min-$400 / 1 hr-$800.
You may want to have extra funds just in case you get so excited you lose track of the clock.
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What else do you get?
Outfit requests, If I don't own it, I'll buy it, that's baked into the price zero additional charge to you.
Location suggestions are welcome. You will know up front, if your specific location preference is doable or not.
Travel expenses are baked into the price, zero additional charges if you are requesting an appointment in a location where I have an active ad...even if I'm currently outside of that area.
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PANDORA FREE Guarantee. Pandora's Box will never be opened during our time together.
In Plain English that means youll never have me exploit your psyche for money...opening up deep psycho-goop that's none of my business as a way to try an one-up an argument or sneakily get $$$ for things you never agreed to pay for.
That isnt just feel good fuzzy morality speaking its self preservation instincts that say its logical to expect an uninvited intruder on someones turf to be dealt with harshly! And the mind is sacred turf.
If at any point, we reach a crossroads where we can't see eye to eye, I calmly discontinue things and end it right there to preserve YOUR time and $$$.
You'll only incur additional charges if
1. You give me less than 2 hours notice to meet or less than 2 hours to reschedule on the day we're supposed to meet
2. You're requesting a meeting outside the scope of where I am actively advertising
...BUT If you are 2 hrs driving distance from an area where I DO have an active ad...zero travel fees (even if I am briefly out of town)!